The first one says "I've never come
this way before"; the second one replies "Must be the cobbles"
2007-03-22 09:13:21 · 11 answers · asked by Handsome Boy Modeling School 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
A group of nuns were out for a ride on their on bikes and the last nun is huffing and puffing and making a lot of noise while they ride. The head nun yells out "keep it down or we'll put the bike seat back on!"
2007-03-22 09:15:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
He he, that's good. Here's one back at'chya:
The head nun tells the two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes. So the one nun says to the other, "Hey, let's take all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock the door."
So they do this, and begin painting their room. Soon they hear a knock at the door. They ask, "Who is it?"
"Blind man!"
The nuns look at each other, then one nun says, "He's blind, he can't see. What could it hurt." They let him in.
The blind man walks in and says, "Hey, nice rack! Where do you want me to hang the blinds?"
2007-03-22 18:27:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What about the joke category? There is another place for jokes that could be less offensive. Or was that your intention?
2007-03-22 16:17:43 · answer #3 · answered by Kerry 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Nice one.
2007-03-22 16:17:44 · answer #4 · answered by easyrecognition 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't get it......update: 30 seconds later....Ohhhh I get it. LMAO
2007-03-22 16:17:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard it before, it made me laugh
2007-03-22 16:16:05 · answer #6 · answered by shepp959 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beats speed humps I guess!!--:]
2007-03-22 16:17:23 · answer #7 · answered by huffyb 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take it to the joke category.
2007-03-22 16:16:04 · answer #8 · answered by Angelz 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋
LMAO
AWESOME Joke
2007-03-22 16:16:05 · answer #9 · answered by Dr Universe 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
interesting but irrelevant...
2007-03-22 16:19:19 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋