....If I'm actually going to do this wedding ceremony....
What do you think of this introduction:
"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here (wherever we are), in the sight of God, (or no God, or, "Maybe" a God - whatever the case may be...) - and whether you believe that He or She exists or not, and if He or She really does, whether you call Him or Her God or Yahweh or Jesus or Allah or Krishna or Buddha or Great Spirit or Goddess or Vishnu or Dr. Phil - - to join this man and this woman....etc." ???
Suggestions?
2007-03-22 09:05:47 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Sorry, Pastafarians. I did indeed forget the FSM. RAmen. ;-)
2007-03-22 09:15:29 · update #1
Father K, that's so politically correct you could be a military preacher! ; )
In the interest of political correctness, however, you'll have to revisit the man and woman thing.......
2007-03-22 10:28:09 · answer #1 · answered by Suzanne: YPA 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yeah - sounds like that speech is going to go on forever, so Ill skip the wedding ceremony and just show up for the free food and drinks.... I suggest others do the same!
2007-03-22 09:09:44 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hey, you're pretty cool. I like it. Don't forget the Flying Spaghetti Monster and the Invisible Pink Unicorn.
2007-03-22 11:45:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
once you supply your caterer an exceedingly final count quantity be beneficial to comprise Bridal social gathering You and your fiance mum and dad minister/priest/whomever is marrying you(in the event that they're invited) band participants or DJ even nevertheless those people don't get invites now and returned, they're nevertheless eating.
2016-10-01 08:19:34 · answer #4 · answered by clawson 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can't throw rice though, it's bad for the birdies. I could be mean and suggest that you include all my gods and goddesses. Awesome idea though, who's getting married?
2007-03-22 11:49:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!
You could always throw the Holy Spirit in there too...right after Jesus (and before Allah) ..... and join these people together..
And shouldn't you throw Mohammad in there too?
2007-03-22 11:36:31 · answer #6 · answered by Jan P 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Father K, you've given me a headache, but I'll still stick with you to perform the ceremony...lol
2007-03-22 09:09:42 · answer #7 · answered by Mr. E 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
*giggles* oh, that is brilliant! Do we need to mention that the joining of man and woman is by no means a brokering of property?
I can't wait to read the vows!
2007-03-22 10:16:31 · answer #8 · answered by Church Music Girl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
We are gathered here, before the county clerk? Urrmmm
The real question is, will they throw rice or acorns at the happy couple?
2007-03-22 09:12:29 · answer #9 · answered by WWTSD? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Father K you definitely have made my day I am laughing and crying at the same time with your question, SSooooooooo funny, HA HA HA HA
2007-03-22 16:11:43 · answer #10 · answered by Angel Eyes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋