I am having a terrible day?

Question

Please make me laugh. Anyone that puts me in stitches the most will get 10 points!

Answer 1

These are hilarious....Please have a better day!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1IrUAmq4bE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UATTObv3vnE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1cwUjPhkmE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6SnSVfQ4-Y

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP1USaPMXpI&mode=related&search=

Answer 2

Dear Pop...(pissed off pussycat)
You are cordially invited to attend Ms. Kittys house warming party at 2pm on May 20, 2007. It will be a pot-luck (but may I suggest you bring a phish-dish). There will be cat-nip noshee's and tuna tasting (for those cool cats over the age of 9)....Should you want to attend please RSVP to the following address: [e-mail] by
May 9,2007...thanks & hope to see ya there meeeoooowwwww!

Answer 3

here's an ohhhhhhhhh that's bad joke
Have a better day.



Two men were in a bar at the top of a three story building
both were drinking pretty heavy
the first man says hey watch this
he goes to the window opens it jumps out does a flip in the air and comes back in and sits down.
The second man says wow that's pretty cool.
Can you do it again?
The first man says sure
Goes over jumps out does a flip comes back in and sits down.
Then urges the 2 man to try
Saying its easy go ahead. I'll buy you another drink. Go on try
So the second man downs his drink goes to the window jumps out and
falls flat to the ground.

the bartender goes



Superman your mean when your drunk

Answer 4

One Sunday morning, a priest wakes up and decides to go golfing. He calls his boss and says that he feels very sick, and won't be able to go to work.
Way up in heaven, Saint Peter sees all this and asks God, ''Are you really going to let him get away with this?''

''No, I guess not,'' says God.

The priest drives about five to six hours away, so he doesn't bump into anyone he knows. The golf course is empty when he gets there. So he takes his first swing, drives the ball 495 yards away and gets a hole in one.

Saint Peter watches in disbelief and asks, '' Why did you let him do that?''

To this God says, ''Who's he going to tell?''

Answer 5

You are, well yesterday..this ain't really funny
but for after school revison class, only me and my two friends turned up, we were like, 'what?'
so my teacher was only teaching the three of us,
one of my friends was doing her homeowrk for another subject
the other wouldn't take her head out of the text book
so it was up to me to smile and nod and make eye contact with the teacher
it was awakward....but it was not that funny, or funny, but it makes me smile....hope it makes you smile as well..

Answer 6

i went to the dentist yesterday,and my sister works there. well im looking to have veneers done, and my sister sits down next to my chair and starts telling me i have to do a cleaning and take care of some other dental work before i can get the veneers. well shes my sister so she is explaing things to me like we are sitting on my couch just lounging, she tells me you cant get the veneers untill you do the cleaning,,that would be like putting a clean pair of panties on a dirty body,,,and i froze up because i realised there was a young good looking guy in the next chair..her and i laughed so hard we had tears. i did not want to walk past him, i was so embaressed.

Answer 7

Why is 6 afraid of 7?.... because 789! (7 ate 9)..

ha ha ha ha ha nyuk nyuk nyuk

I know it's corny but hey you're life sux what can u do?

Answer 8

Horse walks into a bar...bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

Answer 9

Aw,I'm sawwy putty tat. Come sit on my lap and I'll make you feel better.

Answer 10

little johny went out with his family and needed a toilet so shouted out to his mom that he needed to use a toilet his mom said ok ill take you but little johny wanted his gran to take him his mother asked why and he said because her hand shakes
p.s can i have the points and cute picture

Answer 11

a termite walks into a bar, jumps up on a bar stool, and says, "where's the bar tender?"