People know how funny their jokes are based on the odor and volume of my gas. If someone tells me something hilarious, I can clear a room. Quite embarrassing sometimes. Any suggestions of what I should say when I toot?
2007-03-22 08:08:54 · 5 answers · asked by floridaguy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i'm surprised my a** didn't pop off and run away
10 POINTS 10 POINTS PLEASE
2007-03-22 08:14:32 · answer #1 · answered by LaFlaree 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I think that's great. Tell them that your a ss feels the need to put in it's two cents everytime someone says something funny. Your a ss humbles you. I don't have very good manners anyway. I wish I could fart on call like that. Try some Beeno if you're embarrassed, but I would laugh so hard if I were in a room with you doing that. I had a girlfriend that did that all the time. We'd laugh so hard about her gas that we forgot what was originally funny. Then she'd laugh harder and toot more. My parents and I are real demented. We document it out loud like RainMan. Tell them it's a compliment, like the french do when they belch real loud after a good meal.
2007-03-22 08:30:45 · answer #2 · answered by Indigo 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Say "That's the second funniest joke I've heard this week.
"The best one cleared the room in 10 seconds flat"
2007-03-22 10:39:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say......That was so funny that I laughed with every part of my body!!!
2007-03-22 08:39:41 · answer #4 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Bean-O
When you take Bean-O, there will be NO gas!
2007-03-22 08:15:27 · answer #5 · answered by XOXOXOXO 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋