old Hooters uniform on, and blue socks pulled up to her knees. I don't know how it got mixed up with her clothes, but somehow it did. I didn't know how to explain that one. She's never seen me in it. I've taken her there to eat before and to shop in the clothing part of it. So she knew what the tank top said. She comes up the stairs and says, "Look mommy, lets go to hooters". So, I looked like mother of the year. Thank God, my friend saw the humor in it. But just last month I cut our pastors wifes hair here. What if she would have pulled this then. I laugh even more when I think of that. Tell me something funny your kid did?
2007-03-22 08:08:34 · 13 answers · asked by Indigo 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Came out of the bathroom at McDonalds twirling his underwear on one hand and his shorts on the other....I noticed people looking into the aisle and smiling, and when I asked him why he had his pants off he said, "I need some HELP here"
2007-03-22 08:13:08 · answer #1 · answered by XOXOXOXO 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
THAT is comical!!! So funny... love it! Just the other day my 21-mo-old daughter came around the corner just as I was going to check on her - she was washing her face with toilet paper dipped in the toilet... um... that's pretty disgusting. It MIGHT be funny in a few days. Another time - months ago - Daddy had gotten up with her while I got to sleep in. She woke me up by trying to feed me a french fry when I realized it was stinky and wet... I sprung up out of bed when I realized SHE was all wet and stinky and lo an' behold she had dumped french fries my husband had left on the coffee table the night before into the toilet that hadn't been flushed yet from potty breaks since she had gone to bed, (we don't flush w/ #1s after she goes to sleep cause it always wakes her up)... that was horrible!!! I'm not sure that one is funny yet either... LOL...
2007-03-22 20:21:06 · answer #2 · answered by THATgirl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there is quite a number of danger :- a million) some baby prefer to play with small team 2 - 3 baby. 2) Face inflammation. 3) that is curable between transforming into age. 4) Expression of your daughter and his behaviors is likewise a factor.
2016-10-01 08:15:59 · answer #3 · answered by celia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My young daughter was in the car with me. We were driving over a bridge from the east side of our city, to the west side. When we reached the peak of the bridge, you could look over and see the west bank. There were new condominiums that had just been built. My daughter said: "Hey Dad, look at those nice condoms". I almost lost control of the car from laughing.
2007-03-22 08:35:12 · answer #4 · answered by Joe 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Its fun when you have two children fighting in a restaurant over who goes potty first. The younger child won with " well I have diarrhea and mom said she wont wash my dirty undies anymore, these are my favorites"
My son has had accidents due to not wanting to stop playing, so he would hold it till last minute. Most times he never made to the potty in time! So I told him I'm done washing his messes and was going to throw his undies away! He was wearing his spider-man undies that day.
2007-03-22 08:54:06 · answer #5 · answered by nicholettejohnson 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When my son was about 4 we were passing a cemetery and he asked why were there all the flowers? We explained for every flower you see there is someone buried in that spot. My son saw one that was obviously new, just after the funeral because it had several flowers laid on top, he said WOW, there must be alot of people buried in that one. We laughed about that for days and marveled at the innocence of children.
2007-03-22 08:25:03 · answer #6 · answered by re_nec_ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sry i can't say cause i have no kids yet.
but i'll tell u what my little sister did, she is 5yrs old
one time she was watching me put on my make-up and wanted to try it on. i told her no, but i guess that answer wasnt good enough for her, because i came downstairs a couple minutes later and she is in the bathroom posing and she said "hi sissy do u like my make-up?" she had taken her magic markers and put on 'eyeshadow' and 'lipstick' all over her face with makers. it was really cute! ... but took forever to get off
2007-03-22 08:57:25 · answer #7 · answered by trackstar 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no kids yet sorry but thats funny! but once wheni was babysitting i was changing a lil boys diaper and he peed all over me
then once my 4 yr old sister was in my bathroom and grabbed one of my tampon boxes went out to the living room were my parents were having company over and asked a random guy what the box was!!!!
2007-03-22 08:14:07 · answer #8 · answered by baby_rach_21 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I don't remember this but I am told that ...
When we were about 2 & 3 (or 3 & 4), my brother used to fill a cup from the toilet bowl and give it to me to drink.
Maybe that is why I am so "full of it" today?
2007-03-22 08:36:25 · answer #9 · answered by BlueFeather 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I guess this is one of those "had to have been there" situations. Unfortunately, I don't have children yet, so I only find this mildly amusing; something that could be put on "Everybody Loves Raymond" or some crappy family sitcom like that. But if it's funny to you, who am I to judge?
2007-03-22 08:32:12 · answer #10 · answered by johnmfsample 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋