I HAVE THREE EVIL KIDS !! FROM 7 TO 9 YEARS. AINT NO ANGELS KIDS ANYMORE. EVERY KID IS A BABY EVIL WALKING AROUND IN OUR HOUSES.IM TELLING YOU!
SO MY KIDS NEVER LISTENED TO ME
I WANT THEM ALL IN THE FREAKING BED AT 9 PM
SO I CAN RELAX !! IVE USED EVERY METHOD NONE OF THEM WORKED. I EVEN USED TO RACHEL RAY METHODS. I COOKED FOR THEM BUT STILL !!
IVE GIVEN THEM SLEEPING PILLS BUT STILL !!
I TRIED THREAT THEM WITH MONESTERS N STUFF
BUT THE STUPID TEACHER TOLD THEM THAT MONSTERS DONT EXIST !!!
SO LATELY I CAME UP WITH SOMETHING WHICH SO FAR WORKED WITH THEM. IVE HAVE NO PROBLEMS SO FAR..
I TELLL THEM "" GO TO BED B4 I GET MICHAEL JACKSON TO UR BEDS " THEY KNOW THE STORY
THEY GET SCARED AS HELL THEY GO TO BED
ITS JUST LATEY I KINDA FEEL BAD.. I MEAN SHOULD I ?
but according to my mom she says that im going good !!
so i dunno
2007-03-22 07:59:34 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Parenting
honey i would love to say im 12 years old just to have an excuse for what ive done but too bad im not
2007-03-22 08:09:14 · update #1
omg..LMAO!!
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2007-03-22 08:33:35 · answer #1 · answered by G?ld?n ang?l 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ohhh girls just leave the kid alone (hes really 20) Hes just playing around, he gets thrills out of these types of things. He doesnt have any kids and if he did, probably wouldnt really say that he would get MJ into there beds. He has issues, yes, but theres a limit to his issues, lol.
CAN ANYONE ON Y Q/A JUST TAKE A FRICKEN JOKE ANYMORE!!! Its ok... I laughed... a little bit, lol.
And dude, Ive seen MJ's nose and yes that is gross too but come on... it isnt that gross compared to a 50 year old painter dating a 19 year old girl, thats just nasty!
LIVE A LITTLE AND LAUGH PEOPLE, JUST LAUGH!!!!!!
OH and by the way... its THREATEN not threat :-)
2007-03-22 08:15:55 · answer #2 · answered by *HILWA* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my children know who 'bad man" is...pedophiles...I don't threaten them with it because it will become empty threat and when they do meet one they won't do what they should. I not saying your kids will ever meet Michael jackson, but you never know. My hubby use to threaten my kids too, "I'm going to beat you butt!" He'd always say that and never followed through, I'd get on to him about his threatening and he would tell me "Let me try displine! I know what I'm doing!" Well, appartently not because they just look at him and smile when he threatens anything now, and my oldest has said "and you are? When? Never? blah blah blah" Maybe try taking things away or compromising until you get the bedtime down it seems to work better for us.
2007-03-22 09:40:57 · answer #3 · answered by Spring loaded horsie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have to agree some with the first answer! never give your kids sleeping pills! you can give them just a little to much, & they will never wake up. my 3 young kids can also be a pain most of the time, but i'd never do that! i have scared my kids, but w/things like mice. i tell my 2 year old that the mice run around on the floor at night so he'll sit in the chair w/me & go to sleep. that's about as far as scaring them gose! if you need to talk to anouther mom, email me! it is open in my profile. :)
2007-03-22 08:14:54 · answer #4 · answered by rblankenship_rblankenship 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You shouldnt threaten your kids like that. That's just wrong. One time one of our babysitters told my brother that Freddy Krueger lived under his bed and if he didnt get to bed now she was gonna tell Freddy to get him when he was asleep. Needless to say that babysitter was fired and my brother wouldnt stop sleeping in my parents bed until he was like 6 or 7. And kids should never be given sleeping pills! That's dangerous. Don't you love your kids? If you love them, don't threaten them like that. Kids are too precious to be getting so scared by their own mother!
2007-03-22 08:06:17 · answer #5 · answered by Amanda 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Threatining your children like that is never good, and using poor michael jackson to do that is really sad too.
2007-03-22 11:58:47 · answer #6 · answered by Jennifer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 points for me...this has got to be a joke. If not, someone find this woman and call child protective services NOW!
2007-03-22 09:13:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awww..... what a cute made up story!!! so how old are you honey like 12 does your mommy know you are on the internet?
2007-03-22 08:07:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Don't threaten your kids.......Do they like their beds?
you should tell them if they go to bed now they will get to go somrwhere special.....Like take them to the carnival one day.
And go to K mart or something and line their bed with their fav character!Also try to get them real tired..like go to the park!
2007-03-22 11:32:53 · answer #9 · answered by Tiffany 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe YOU should take the sleeping pills.....all of them!!!!
P.S. Your mom is calling you for dinner
2007-03-22 10:13:33 · answer #10 · answered by elmar66 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just read you info section and this must be one of your funny questions to get a rise out of people.
2007-03-22 17:14:17 · answer #11 · answered by gussie 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋