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Southern First Aid



The moral of this story is don't ever choke in a Southern restaurant.



Two hillbillies, Ed and Red, walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their Moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table who is eating sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.



One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?"



The woman shakes her head "No."



"Kin ya breathe?"



The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head "No."



The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.



The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.



As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.



His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick maneuver,' but ain't never seed nobody do it!

2007-03-22 07:57:26 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

10 answers

LOL.

Have a great evening!

2007-03-22 09:35:34 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

very funny! Here's one, do you know the difference between a northern zoo and a southern zoo? At the southern zoo there is a description of the exhibit plus a list of recipes.

2007-03-22 15:05:23 · answer #2 · answered by re_nec_ 4 · 1 0

Good One

2007-03-22 15:24:41 · answer #3 · answered by delmonticoman 5 · 0 0

This one is one of my favs. First heard it in 8th Grade.

2007-03-22 15:02:46 · answer #4 · answered by BadKarma 4 · 0 0

awesome

2007-03-22 16:25:01 · answer #5 · answered by horseluvr 2 · 0 0

thats great

2007-03-22 15:31:16 · answer #6 · answered by urmomrulez 3 · 0 0

lol cute

2007-03-22 15:01:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

not bad at all

2007-03-22 15:21:48 · answer #8 · answered by bonnie3bd 3 · 0 0

That was ok.

2007-03-22 15:04:15 · answer #9 · answered by darkchild39702 2 · 0 0

CUTE!

2007-03-22 15:01:01 · answer #10 · answered by lisababyg ♥ 5 · 0 0

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