Seriously. Or what if I'm engaged in sex during his awe inspiring return? What will happen? My question, i guess, is what happens when Jesus returns? Light explodes into the world and all good souls just float into the heavens? Will we actually see him?
2007-03-22 07:52:57 · 17 answers · asked by Annal 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
That is offically my favorite question ever... nobody knows though I dont think what will happen! I hope that I am doing something as innoent a taking a piss! You are great ! LOL
2007-03-22 07:56:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
By the tone of your question, I suspect your not a christian. Therefore, nothing, you are left behind, and can continue doing whatever it is you do. If you are a christian, my answer to you is that I believe God will return during a time when Christians would be together. Maybe during church. The bible doesnt say this, but it would make sense since people would be driving around at work ect. If we were at church, then we would be safe. Remember, I am not saying this is something the bible says, but its something I have often thought about. So if ya are a christian, you better make sure your there on sundays, so your not off driving around, ect, and cause a car accident!
2007-03-22 15:00:09 · answer #2 · answered by Bl3ss3dw1thL1f3 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you are on the toilet, you will have to wipe quickly and completely before being allowed to leave.
If during sex, it depends on how long it takes you. You could end up sleeping through the whole return.
2007-03-22 14:55:54 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are a Christian, then it won't matter what you are doing - you will go to Heaven with Jesus, and nobody will really be caring what state of undress you are in because they will have other, more important things on their mind.
If you are not a Christian, well, you might be able to continue in your activity. The Bible doesn't really make it very clear. As to seeing Christ, those who go to Heaven with Him will see Him, but those who do not, well, I truly don't know. I DO know that one day, when each of us faces our Maker, the Bible says that "every knee shall bow and every tongue confess that Jesus Christ is Lord". Even those who rejected Christ will acknowledge this, but that will not save them from hell if they do not acknowledge it before they see God face to face.
2007-03-22 15:00:12 · answer #4 · answered by Chimichanga to go please!! 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well if Jesus returns I'm sure he'll let you use Heaven's bathroom.
2007-03-22 14:56:08 · answer #5 · answered by Amanda 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When he comes it will be faster then a bling of an eye, well you will end up being on the same spot the lord only takes the people that dont see him as a joke!!!
2007-03-22 14:56:12 · answer #6 · answered by flaca 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
If you are using the toilet, at least you will not mess your pants like many other people will.
2007-03-22 15:23:09 · answer #7 · answered by Midge 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just wipe your a s s with your left hand, because you'll be shaking his with your right!
2007-03-22 14:56:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Just use the Up-flush mode.
2007-03-22 14:59:47 · answer #9 · answered by Lukusmcain// 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My guess for you is, you'll still be sitting there afterwards
2007-03-22 14:55:59 · answer #10 · answered by Bombadil 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋