However they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk & walking home, they needed to pee. So they decided to stop in a nearby cemetery. Having nothing to wipe with, one of them thought she would take off her panties & use them.Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties & did not want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with it. After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home. The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet & innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband & said, 'These damn ladie's nights out have got to stop.I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!' That's nothing, said the other husband, 'Mine came back with a card stuck between her butt cheeks that said:'From all of us at the Fire Station, well never forget you!!!
2007-03-22 07:44:53 · 14 answers · asked by Feline05 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was so funny I had to share it with my co workers because out of no where I busted out laughing.
nice
holla ;}
2007-03-22 08:08:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, I thought the second one was gonne have some sort of rash.
2007-03-22 14:59:36 · answer #2 · answered by hell_speak 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I laughed so hard I almost had an accident!
2007-03-22 23:22:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haa funny
2007-03-22 16:01:49 · answer #4 · answered by trackstar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10. Would...say...more........if i...couldstop...laughing!!
2007-03-22 15:04:15 · answer #5 · answered by 1985 & going strong 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was the joke of the day for me!
2007-03-22 15:25:43 · answer #6 · answered by Loveable 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice...
2007-03-22 14:59:55 · answer #7 · answered by BadKarma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny ^_^
2007-03-22 16:02:25 · answer #8 · answered by tweedledee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was too funny!!
2007-03-22 15:02:43 · answer #9 · answered by darkchild39702 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that one was good
2007-03-22 16:26:56 · answer #10 · answered by Valencia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋