Husband and wife in bed together.
She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder.
She: "Oh, that feels good."
His hand moves to her breast.
She: "Gee, honey, that feels wonderful."
His hand moves to her leg.
She: "Oh, honey, don't stop."
But he stops.
She: "Why did you stop?"
He: "I found the remote."
2007-03-22 07:27:01 · 30 answers · asked by salima_guriya 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'd rather be in bed with my wife thank u..
2007-03-22 07:30:12 · answer #1 · answered by chuck h 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good with a surprise ending.
Reminds me of the guy who married a lady who had not let him touch her during the courtship. On the wedding night he was lying in bed expectantly, and relishing the pleasures to come. She came into the bedroom and paused by the dressing table.
"Just a minute honey." She said "I'll just get ready." So saying, to his surprise, she removed her hair, which was a wig, to reveal a bald head underneath, and put it on the table. Next she took out one of her eyes, which was a glass one, and put it in a jar next to the wig. Thirdly she took out her teeth, which were false, and put them in a jar next to the glass eye. Following that she bent down and unscrewed her leg, which was false and put it under the bed, slipping into the chair at the side of the bed.
"Right." She said, "I'm ready now. How do you fancy feeling my breast?"
"Sure honey." He replied laconically. "Just throw it over!"
2007-03-22 15:57:37 · answer #2 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Waaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!! I fell for this!!! Should had known better!!!! You should had ended it with her hitting him over the head with the remote!! Now that would had been funny!! LOL
2007-03-22 15:36:59 · answer #3 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, a romantic hubby is a joke from the git-go.
2007-03-22 14:33:54 · answer #4 · answered by justbeingher 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So funny I forgot to laugh. I sort of expected something like that to happen.
2007-03-22 14:54:55 · answer #5 · answered by Sarah <3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I see you've met my Husband!
When he dies instead of giving him a Rosary to hold it will be a remote!
2007-03-22 23:29:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep! Ulterior motive! LOL.
I like this one.
Thanks for the laugh!
2007-03-22 16:39:42 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is a good one!!!!!! but ithink it should be the wife feeling around for the remote
2007-03-22 14:43:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
she should not have the remote in the first place
2007-03-22 14:37:21 · answer #9 · answered by greid13 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ka ching! I bet you read that in Reader's Digest.
2007-03-22 14:34:57 · answer #10 · answered by floridaguy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋