. . . you were acquitted for murdering your first wife after she threw out your Elvis 45’s.
. . . you think watching professional wrestling is foreplay.
. . . your front porch collapses and four dogs get killed.
. . . you no longer drink wine ever since the screw cap got caught up your nose.
. . . you think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
. . . that billboard that says, “Say No To Crack” reminds you to pull up your jeans.
. . . your wife’s hairdo was ever ruined by a ceiling fan.
. . . you go to your family reunions looking for a date.
. . . you think a Volvo is part of a woman’s anatomy.
. . . your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.
. . . you’ve got more than three cousins named “Bubba”.
. . . you have an Elvis Jell-O mold.
2007-03-22 06:49:42 · 6 answers · asked by dianemelloniemarlenejerryginder 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha funny!
2007-03-22 06:55:35 · answer #1 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That was sooooo funny! I love those jokes!
Here is another one:
You might be a redenck if your kids first words are "Attention all walmart customers"
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2007-03-22 08:38:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
....you think the nutcracker is something you do off a high dive.
2007-03-22 15:57:08 · answer #3 · answered by Brian D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, so funny
2007-03-22 07:10:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Oh! Boy! LOL.
2007-03-22 09:49:53 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.... short & funny
2007-03-22 07:22:34 · answer #6 · answered by redangel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋