did it hurt? when you fell from heaven
is that a mirror in your pocket because i can see myself in your pants.
2007-03-22 07:00:32
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answered by glue stick 2
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It was so corny but so funny i had to go out with the guy he said:
your name must be Monna lisa because u sure are a work of art!
and the other one sum one told me that was so funny i had to go with him to was:
look up look down your panties are on the ground
LOL
And i almost forgot this one:
Girl you look so good i could drink yo bath water
lol angrey panda that was funny lol
i'm going 2 give u a thumbs up 4 that one
2007-03-22 14:07:05
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answered by Peachez 2
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Yes... guys really need to pick up some game..
Tease a girl.. I like hey.. I realize you may be SO UGLY that no guy can approach you but I figured I'd give you a chance.
(make sure girl is good looking.. cuz girls that are good looking KNOW they are good looking and dont need to be told so... and I think would appreciate the humor).. no?
2007-03-22 14:53:28
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answer #3
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answered by Cules 4 life: ASHKON IS BACK 6
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Sometimes they do know you from somewhere....
But here it is:
Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is _____. May I buy you a drink?
2007-03-22 14:16:38
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answer #4
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answered by Angry Panda 2
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She said, "I know you from somewhere but I can't place you..."
I said, "I'm a porn star."
Her tanned face turned white, jaw dropped to the floor. At this point I'd figured I'd blown it.
2007-03-22 14:46:56
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answer #5
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answered by onefineham 3
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One time this guy said to me...straight off the bat..I'm a very rich man...i could buy you anything..i was like ummm...buy me my space!!!
2007-03-22 13:50:54
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answered by Future Mrs. Hamlet 5
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lol yes i hear that sentence alot...
well for me the 4 most horrible words in the English language:
...(Your Name)...."we need to talk "Nothing good comes after it....
2007-03-22 15:52:17
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answered by Herbicide 6
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If you were a car door, I'll slam you all night long.
2007-03-22 13:50:18
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answered by Anonymous
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Maybe after this drink you'll be cute enough.
2007-03-22 13:49:35
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answered by Anonymous
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hi, my name is john
2007-03-22 22:47:03
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answered by J o h n 3
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