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do I know u from somewhere??
pls guys stop using this lame phrase.

2007-03-22 06:45:07 · 11 answers · asked by G?ld?n ang?l 5 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

Ashkon:..U would scare the poor girl away.lol

2007-03-22 08:31:20 · update #1

11 answers

did it hurt? when you fell from heaven

is that a mirror in your pocket because i can see myself in your pants.

2007-03-22 07:00:32 · answer #1 · answered by glue stick 2 · 0 0

It was so corny but so funny i had to go out with the guy he said:
your name must be Monna lisa because u sure are a work of art!
and the other one sum one told me that was so funny i had to go with him to was:
look up look down your panties are on the ground
LOL
And i almost forgot this one:
Girl you look so good i could drink yo bath water

lol angrey panda that was funny lol
i'm going 2 give u a thumbs up 4 that one

2007-03-22 14:07:05 · answer #2 · answered by Peachez 2 · 0 0

Yes... guys really need to pick up some game..
Tease a girl.. I like hey.. I realize you may be SO UGLY that no guy can approach you but I figured I'd give you a chance.
(make sure girl is good looking.. cuz girls that are good looking KNOW they are good looking and dont need to be told so... and I think would appreciate the humor).. no?

2007-03-22 14:53:28 · answer #3 · answered by Cules 4 life: ASHKON IS BACK 6 · 0 0

Sometimes they do know you from somewhere....

But here it is:

Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is _____. May I buy you a drink?

2007-03-22 14:16:38 · answer #4 · answered by Angry Panda 2 · 1 0

She said, "I know you from somewhere but I can't place you..."

I said, "I'm a porn star."

Her tanned face turned white, jaw dropped to the floor. At this point I'd figured I'd blown it.

2007-03-22 14:46:56 · answer #5 · answered by onefineham 3 · 0 0

One time this guy said to me...straight off the bat..I'm a very rich man...i could buy you anything..i was like ummm...buy me my space!!!

2007-03-22 13:50:54 · answer #6 · answered by Future Mrs. Hamlet 5 · 1 0

lol yes i hear that sentence alot...

well for me the 4 most horrible words in the English language:

...(Your Name)...."we need to talk "Nothing good comes after it....

2007-03-22 15:52:17 · answer #7 · answered by Herbicide 6 · 0 0

If you were a car door, I'll slam you all night long.

2007-03-22 13:50:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Maybe after this drink you'll be cute enough.

2007-03-22 13:49:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hi, my name is john

2007-03-22 22:47:03 · answer #10 · answered by J o h n 3 · 0 0

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