A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. Looking around, he realised that they were stranded on a deserted island.
After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sun set.
One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.
But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep.
After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.
2007-03-22 06:21:53 · 32 answers · asked by Mrs Nemanja Vidic 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the man had ever seen.
She was in a pretty bad way when he rescued her and he slowly nursed her back to health.
When the young maiden was well enough, he introduced her to their evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance.
Pretty soon, the man started to get “those feelings” again.
He fought the urges as long as he could, but he finally gave in and, realising he now had the opportunity, leaned over to the young woman, cautiously, and whispered in her ear,
“Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?”
2007-03-22 06:22:18 · update #1
hahaha im almot crying with laughter. where did you get that from. tell them there a legend oh my god that was so damn funny thanks dude you really did make my day
2007-03-22 08:49:23 · answer #1 · answered by Emma G 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
Lil Star Comin On It's Way
2007-03-22 06:42:16 · answer #2 · answered by Koko ; 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's so long that you have the time to see it coming. Not a surprise ending.
2007-03-22 06:38:41 · answer #3 · answered by someone 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely hilarious I was not expecting that punch line.
More like this one PLEASE10/10
2007-03-22 06:34:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny LOL
Very cute
2007-03-22 06:26:40 · answer #5 · answered by Melody-Lynn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Dude we are in the middle of CSAP testing at work. The most boring 3 days of my life I really needed this laugh thanks a bunch!
2007-03-22 06:32:34 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That has got 2 be one of the funniest jokes i have eva heard LOLLOL LMOA HAHAHA! U R A FUNNI GUY
2007-03-22 09:00:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was ok but went on for too long and didn't have a good enough punchline.
2007-03-22 06:27:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Like that
2007-03-22 06:37:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny and a good build upxx
2007-03-22 06:45:04 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋