A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex life,but always promised not to take a case if he felt he could not help them.
The Browns came to see the doctor, and he gave them thorough physical exams, psychological exams and various tests and then concluded, ''Yes, I am happy to say that I believe I can help you. On your way home from my office, stop at the grocery store and buy some grapes and some doughnuts. Go home, take off your clothes, and you, sir, roll the grapes across the floor until you make a bulls eye in your wife's privates. Then on hands and knees you must crawl to her like a leopard and retrieve the grape using only your tongue." He continued, ''Then next, ma'am, you must take the doughnuts and from across the room, toss them at your husband until you make a ringer around his winky. Then like a lioness, you must crawl to him and consume the doughnut.'' The couple went home and their sex life became more and more wonderful. They told their friends, Mr. and Mrs. Green, that they should see the good doctor. The doctor greeted the Greens and said he would not take the case unless he felt that he could help them; so he conducted the physical exams and the same battery of tests. Then he told the Greens the bad
news. ' 'I cannot help you, so I will not take your money. I believe your sex life is
as good as it will ever be, I cannot help.''
The Greens pleaded with him, and said,
''You helped our friends, the Browns, now please, please help us. "Ok, go to the store and buy some apples and a box of Cheerios…"
2007-03-22 06:18:49 · 15 answers · asked by Mrs Nemanja Vidic 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I don't know what's wrong with everyone! It made me laugh, and it's the first one I've seen with correct grammar, punctuation and spelling!
2007-03-22 06:27:36 · answer #1 · answered by Dogsbody 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It has potential. But it is too long. I started fading out 1/2 way thorugh.
2007-03-22 07:27:59 · answer #2 · answered by belen2499 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well it not side spliting its u almost feel sorry for the couple it gave u a quick chuckle though..i would love to try that
2007-03-22 06:24:37 · answer #3 · answered by shay R 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it
2007-03-22 06:21:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, it's funny! Ha Ha Ha!
2007-03-22 06:23:17 · answer #5 · answered by napqueen 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kind of funny... There's good content, but not well written.
2007-03-22 06:22:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol thats cheered me up thanx
2007-03-22 06:52:53 · answer #7 · answered by johnny the hammer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg! lol, that was kinda funny. it was more shocking lol but still made me laugh.
2007-03-22 06:23:34 · answer #8 · answered by chatterbox15 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats disgusting and its not funny
2007-03-22 09:01:15 · answer #9 · answered by horseluvr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
interesting but it didn't make me laugh
2007-03-22 06:24:17 · answer #10 · answered by dislexic1yen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋