3 types of sex....?

Question

There is the newly wed sex, where you have sex all the time all over the house.
Then there is bedroom sex, where you only have sex in the bedroom after the kids go to sleep.
Then there is hallway sex, where you pass each other in the hallway, say F*** Y** and keep on walking....

Answer 1

LOL.... thanks for a laugh...

Answer 2

LOL. LOL.

You know, though, there are really five kinds of sex:
1. Smurf Sex: this is during the honeymoon period; you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face.
2.Kitchen Sex: At the beginning of the marriage, you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, any place; even in the kitchen.
3. Bedroom Sex: you've calmed down a bit, have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.
4. Hallway Sex: The bloom is gone. As you pass each other in the hallway, you say, "Screw you", and "Screw you, too".
5. Courtroom Sex: This happens when you get divorced, and get screwed in front of everyone in the City Hall Courtroom!

I've liked this one, since first I heard it.

Wishing you a great evening!

Answer 3

Only 2 types: "Good,and Bad"

Answer 4

Only three? There are at least four kinds with the fourth being the screwing you get from your ex.

Answer 5

Yep.
That's the way it goes.
Then there's personal gratification.
At least you don't have to pretend to have a headache when you do that!

Answer 6

i am 23 and parent of two kids and that is exactly true

Answer 7

You forgot doggy,
he sits up and begs and she rolls over and plays dead.

Answer 8

Funny one!

Answer 9

I that a question? That joke is way old, BTW

Answer 10

I'm on the last one now.

Answer 11

funny