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"Yeah, I cheated on my taxes, but after a few minutes in the closet with my local Thundergod priest, I feel I can move on without guilt!"

2007-03-22 06:10:47 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

14 answers

Thor was around before Jesus.

2007-03-22 06:14:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Wrong question... It doesn't matter if I or any other Christian accepts it. Does God accept it??? The answer to that, based on the Bible is "No". Only God can forgive sin, not even Thor with his mighty hammer can do that.

2007-03-22 06:23:46 · answer #2 · answered by Digm 2 · 0 1

Not necessarily Thor, but Odin sure.

I mean, some of them DO go to Church on Odin's Day (Wednesday) after all.

2007-03-22 06:17:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Do you truly love Thor, or is this just a transparent attempt to enjoy life-everlasting in Valhalla?

2007-03-22 06:14:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Sorry, there is no forgiveness of sin. we reap what we so and we know better and become a responsible being.

2007-03-22 06:21:05 · answer #5 · answered by Celestine N 3 · 0 0

It's not us who forgives the sins made, that is the Lords doing.

2007-03-22 06:13:54 · answer #6 · answered by Stahn 3 · 0 1

Don't be silly. God smote Thor, who was probably a fallen angel, long ago.

2007-03-22 06:14:16 · answer #7 · answered by The Church Lady 3 · 1 1

Try threating them with lightning.

2007-03-22 06:21:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

This is blasphemy, now I want you to say 50 "Hail Freya's".

2007-03-22 06:15:11 · answer #9 · answered by Praetorian 3 · 5 0

Nope.

2007-03-22 06:13:32 · answer #10 · answered by sassinya 6 · 0 2

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