Does anybody know a "Johnny Harder" joke?

Question

my brother and his friends would never tell me how it went. the only part i could catch was somebody, lets say bob, told Larry the begining part and then bob kept saying "say it again, and again" until Larry face lit up and said "Ohhhh!!! i get it" and they'd both crack up . anybody know this joke? thanks.

Answer 1

Destiny - you make me blush.

Answer 2

It was almost time for the bell to ring. Johnny's teacher had asked him to stay after class because she was going to have a conference with his parents about his sexual behavior in class. She had promised him that she would give him whatever he wanted.

Once the bell had ranged and both Johnny and his teacher were alone he said

"Take off your clothes."
Reluctantly his teacher replied " No."
" But you said you'd give me whatever I wanted."
" Alright then.", so Johnny's teacher shed her clothes.
" Get on the desk", replied Johnny
" No, now that's enought Johnny!"
" But...but you said you would give me whatever I wanted."
" Fine, just this one last time okay?"
" Okay."

So Johnny got on top of his teacher and got busy. Just then his parents walked in. Both his parents exclaimed at the same time
" JOHNNY HARDER!" So he went harder.
Then his little sister walked in and yelled "JOHNNY HARDER!" So again he went harder
Last but not least his grandfather walked in and screamed " JOHNNY HARDER!"
Tired Johnny yelled back at his family, " I"M GOING AS HARD AS I CAN!!!"


Johnny Harder was in love with girl in his class but very shy. One day she said
"I’ll give you a cookie if you come over to my house". he said all right and went over.
She said come into my room for a cookie. He said all right and went in.
Lock my door for a cookie. Ok.
Take off my shirt for a cookie. Ok
Take off your pants for a cookie. Ok
Kiss me for a cookie. Ok
Take off my clothes for a cookie. Ok.
Take off your clothes for a cookie. Ok

By this time Johnny was Hard. So then she goes:
Eat me for a cookie.
So Johnny sticks his head in her p**** and licks and sucks.
Then she says f*** me for a cookie. Ok
So johnny gets on her and sticks his d*** in her p**** and her dad walks in.
JOHNNY HARDER! he yells. so johnny goes faster as she moans.
"JOHNNY HARDER!!" he yells louder. so johnny goes harder.
"JOHNNY HARDER!!!" he yells.
"IM SORRY SIR, I"M GOING AS HARD AS I CAN!!!"

Answer 3

ok, so whoever are they???????