A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over which one should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up,quickly wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens thedoor, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 just to drop that towel that you have on". After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.
Bob has a close look at her for a few seconds, hands over $800 and quietly leaves. Confused, but excited about her good fortune, the woman wraps back up in the towel and goes upstairs. When she gets back to the bathroom, her husband asks from the shower "Who was that?"
"It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies.
"Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"
2007-03-22 05:51:21 · 12 answers · asked by maverick_youth 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
MORAL OF THE STORY:
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2007-03-22 05:51:37 · update #1
Good one.
2007-03-22 05:54:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
MORAl:-
Never a wife and husband go for a bath next to next
Never a wife should ware a towel when she goes to open the door
2007-03-22 13:09:24 · answer #2 · answered by srinu710 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha. That's funny. I never heard that one before. Man, I gotta borrow some money from someone who has a hot wife who answers the door in a towel.
2007-03-22 13:15:26 · answer #3 · answered by Xindy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good neighbour, returns borrowed money promptly!
2007-03-23 00:14:24 · answer #4 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Moral:
Never let the towel go.
That was exciting, dude!!
2007-03-22 12:57:48 · answer #5 · answered by Riz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! you just made my day!! that was a good one.
2007-03-22 13:01:44 · answer #6 · answered by ishootiscore04 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...........now, about the wife's behavior....Whoa! LOL.
2007-03-22 17:32:24 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow wish i had been there. anyway's great lol thanks for the good laugh
2007-03-22 13:35:16 · answer #8 · answered by nikita loves_ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol great!
2007-03-22 13:10:08 · answer #9 · answered by peach 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok
2007-03-23 07:03:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋