I was in Canada, standing behind a Chinese gentleman in line. This man was arguing with the teller. "100 yen worth 120 dollar yesterday! now you tell me they worth only 82 dollar? How that happen? that not right! I want 120 for my yen!" and on and on.
The Chinese man turned to me. "You believe? They trying to steal from me! How can 100 yen be worth 120 dollar yesterday and only 82 dollar today!"
I shrugged and replied, "Fluctuations."
The Chinese man's face got bright red, and he yelled at me, "Fluc you white people, too! You ALL liars!" and he stormed off.
2007-03-22 04:45:54 · 6 answers · asked by alis volat propriis 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A single Chinese man owns a Chinese restaurant, and one day a beautiful Chinese woman walks in. He immediately walks over and asks her out on a date. She agrees. They go out for a while, and soon, the man proposes to her. She says "Yes, but before we do, there's something you must know. I have never had the sex, but I've read about it." He says that it's not a problem, and they are married.
On their honeymoon, the man tells his wife that since she's a virgin, she can choose what they do first. She says "Oh, most honorable husband. I am honored to be your wife, even though I have never had the sex, but I've read about it. So, I have chosen to have the 69.
The husband looks confused, and after thinking about it, he says "You want.. the beef and broccoli?"
2007-03-22 04:54:25 · answer #1 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Guess he needs to learn about stock market....
2007-03-22 05:45:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny. I can imagine how it wud ve been. hahahaha
2007-03-22 04:50:58 · answer #3 · answered by Evas 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HA
2007-03-22 05:01:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-03-22 04:49:36 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no offense... but that was a REALLY dumb joke. it wasn't that funny. sorry!
2007-03-22 05:05:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋