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Prayer to Styrofoam

Holy Ones, see what has happened here!
I have found some new earthly styrofoam
a great mystery indeed.
I do not know in my head what to do,
I know in my heart what is right.
May I know the right thing with all of me
and do it no matter what the pain.
A hard road lies before me, shining ones,
a road filled with great difficulties,
a road filled with great joys.
Guide me along it with styrofoam.
Be at my side.

2007-03-22 04:04:36 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

12 answers

Thaty could possibly be the most retarded thing you have ever done. Congratulations.

2007-03-22 05:20:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Styrofoam John Styrofoam...
oh brother.....

2007-03-22 11:13:16 · answer #2 · answered by ﺸÐïåMóñdÐôññåﺸ 5 · 0 0

I think it's an excellent prayer.

May all your days be filled with styrofoam's blessing.

2007-03-22 11:12:48 · answer #3 · answered by Brundige 4 · 0 0

Wow...I am a Hollywood agent. you are the best writer of fiction that I have ever seen. Call my agent on Monday and I'll sign you for a contract

2007-03-22 11:06:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Why would you want to pray to styrofoam? Strofoam is not environmentally friendly

2007-03-22 11:09:25 · answer #5 · answered by belen2499 5 · 0 0

It's different. But, pretty cool. Don't really understand what exactly you are asking for, but that is between you and your own higher power.

2007-03-22 11:08:16 · answer #6 · answered by kyishiafrazier 2 · 0 0

I think I know where a dark place is that you can put that prayer.

2007-03-22 11:08:13 · answer #7 · answered by chris p 6 · 0 0

Yes I find it funny if that is what u are trying to convey.

2007-03-22 11:07:33 · answer #8 · answered by missgigglebunny 7 · 0 0

Here's your sign

2007-03-22 11:15:24 · answer #9 · answered by charles b 3 · 1 0

Mo-lay really pumps my nads.

2007-03-22 16:00:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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