Getting "lucky" on my birthday???

Question

Despite my best attempts to attract that 'special someone', I have not been able to attract the romantic interests of a girl in nearly three years and, as I tunr 24 today, this is starting to worry me.

Today is my birthday and I was wondering if any of you might have any advice on how I might be able to use this fact to spark a girl’s romantic interest, even if only for an evening.

I plan on going to a club that Friday but do no know how to make girls aware of the fact that it's my birth day without appearing ostentatious or how I might employ it in such a way as to attract their interests.

Also, I live in the DC area and would be open to any suggestions in regards to which bars/clubs would be best for such a celebration.

While I know that it is not the most moral course of action to attempt to find a girl who is interested in a one night "roll in the hay" I have been alone for the past three years and long for companionship, if only for the evening.

I've never had much luck with women.

Were I to receive such a gift from a girl, I would definitely consider it one of the greatest birthday presents I have ever received….

Answer 1

Someone suggested that, you solicit the services of a professional. Someone said, be cool and chilled out.
Being a man of the world, I have been served by women in Germany, and Holland while in the U.S. Army.
There's no shame in co-ordinating the services of a "Call-Girl", hell get a fine female to give you a massage.
Here's a birthday you won't forget. Go to Vegas--once you're outside of Cook County--Postitution's legal.
Create a 360 page---expressing your need--the messages will blow your mind. Write 360-blogs about the depths of your feelings--the rejection and impotence a man feels. Talk about the sense of inadequacy, the lonliness, the empty bed.
Do it before your birthday on 360--you might get a date.
Try the following: If you go out, go to enjoy yourself. Not to score! Man, enjoy your birthday.
Listen, if all you want is a piece--it will come. If you want to know women-be charming and smooth---Exhale!
If its your birthday and you're alive and well--be grateful.

Answer 2

I asked a very hot 26 year old woman, who happens to be my hair stylist, what primary attribute she looks for in a man.

She said she likes *confidence* more than anything. She went on to say that she's been in clubs before where her and all her friends would go after the guy that maybe didn't look the best, but evoked a sense of strength.

So be strong and confident, and you will get the girl!

Answer 3

Why don't you buy an escort? That's a guarentee. Don't go find some drunk chick to bang. That makes the dude look like a chump. But, good luck trying to find a one night stand as a dude, ......one night stand requires no deep information of either, so I hope you have killer looks and a great bod.

Answer 4

I think that you are not doing anything wrong. Just be outgoing and yourself. Trust me, you will find someone. Don't rush it, or push it....

And just a roll in the hay is not good enough for you, Im sure that you deserve much better than just a one night stand.

Answer 5

Maybe you should wear a pin that says "birthday boy" ... hehe just a thought?? The more you worry, the less likely it will happen so just chillax!!

Answer 6

Happy Birthday, here's a gift from me, a cyber lap dance.
now, get out there and get drunk and crazy and dance with all the girls in the pub!!

Answer 7

Happy Birthday sugar.....you are so well written! Hell a roll in the hay is all you are looking for? ooooooohhhhh, if only I was younger I'd give it up!

Answer 8

try some websites like adultfriend finder or some yahoo or myspace groups

Answer 9

take your 24yr old butt out to the street corner and buy a woman...your sounding realllllly desperate here my man!

Answer 10

just be cool and chilled out