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Religous leaders often say if you ask for gods help he will reply "Yes,No,Maybe". So I tried it however I asked "Please let Liverpool beat Arsenal", they didnt so that must have been a "No". I asked "Plese Let my Marriage Certificate be ready for Collection before the 28th" , it was supposed to be ready on the 30th. The next day I got a call to go and collect it on he 26th that is unheard of in Vietnam they are very strict on their dates so I have taken this to be a "Yes". I also asked for the thing we all use and need and I have very lttle of but I asked anyway "Please let a large payment go into my bank account or let me win a large prize" this hasnt happened yet so I am taking itas a "maybe".
Heres the thing I asked these three questions to a carton of milk and they where the results.
Is my carton of milk God ?

2007-03-22 03:43:34 · 6 answers · asked by clever investor 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Yup that what I prayed to "Oh carton of milk could you help me ....." and those are the results. So my carton of milk is all powerfull ?

2007-03-22 03:52:26 · update #1

6 answers

yes...

2007-03-22 03:52:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Your carton of milk is as much "god" as any religion's concept of "god" is "god." In other words...not at all.

Your point is well taken: stuff happens -- good, bad, and indifferent -- whether you believe in god or not and whether you pray for something or not. Most religious people swear their prayers get answered...but they never, ever critically examine what really happens.

You know, deep down *they* don't believe in god either -- they just won't admit it. If they really believed, when they got sick they wouldn't go to a doctor, they'd just pray and god would heal them. Deep down they know that's not going to happen, so they go to the doctor. They pray to win the lottery or otherwise get lots of money...but they still go to work every day. If they really believed god was going to take care of them, like the bible promises, they wouldn't have to go to work to earn money. But deep down they know "god" isn't going to heal them, provide them with a home, give them money to live on, or provide them with anything else...which just makes all the noisy posturing about how great "god" is intensely hypocritical. They don't really believe it, and that shows in their actions.

Peace.

2007-03-22 10:52:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If that is who you choose to pray to then i guess that is your God

2007-03-22 10:49:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No. Milk is just milk.

2007-03-22 10:48:38 · answer #4 · answered by missgigglebunny 7 · 1 0

let's start building a shrine now!

2007-03-22 11:17:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

God is ALL

2007-03-22 10:46:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 3

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