If you had to choose - hanging out in heaven with Rev. Jessie, Pat & Al or 67 Virgins: which would you choose.

Question

that is assuming Jackson, Falwell & Sharpton are going to heaven.

Answer 1

I thought is was 72 virgins? Why am I being short changed? Those extra 5 might come in handy.

Answer 2

At my age, I'm hanging with Pat and Falwell. Jackson and Al have some learning to do before they start thinking about Heaven.

Answer 3

I would hang with 67 virgins because Rev Jessie I don't always think you mix politicitian and religion. Pat Robinson he rubs me the wrong way he to busy judging people like for example he saids a certain person is not a Christian and he might not of never meant the man. He protects what year when Christ will return and what will happen in what year it just makes you wonder who is following is he following Christ or the devil. you can tell by their fruits but I refuse to judge.

Answer 4

obiously heaven with the Rev. because a virgins only a virgin once, then what?

Answer 5

can you even get wood in the afterlife? if so, would god just let you make nastys in heaven? i guess if it was okay, and the harware was working, i would choose the virgins...and then i'd have coffe with jesus... yeah hes pretty cool.

Answer 6

I wouldnt want to hang out with anyone but Jesus...That is my main reason to go, is to see Jesus and sit at his feet.

Answer 7

isn't the number of virgins i get directly proportional to the number of jewish children i blow up at a sbarros?

Answer 8

shiite, if those three made it there first there wouldnt be any vigins left for me.

Answer 9

Please point me to hell where I can find the loose women and liquor

Answer 10

Dudes and virgins? No thanks