A woman sought the advice of a sex therapist, confiding that she found it increasingly difficult to find a man who could satisfy her, and that it was very wearisome getting in and out of all these short term relationships.
"Isn't there some way to judge the size of a man's equipment from the outside?" she asked earnestly.
"The only foolproof way, is by the size of his feet," counseled the therapist.
So the woman went downtown and proceeded to cruise the streets, until she came across a young fellow standing in an unemployment line with the biggest feet she had ever laid her eyes on. She took him out to dinner, wined and dined him, and then took him back to her apartment for an evening of abandon.
When the man woke up the next morning, the woman had already gone but, by the bedside table was a $20 bill and a note that read, "With my compliments, take this money and go out and buy a pair of shoes that fit you."
2007-03-22 03:05:04 · 13 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....soooo..cute
2007-03-22 19:32:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah! so true, foot and member correlation. Heard this one awhile back:
Bill met Shad during a ball game and after a bit of chit chat, he asked: Shad, heard that you are real good with women. Tell me your secret.
Shad said: Bill, it is all about expectations. Before I meet my women, I get naked. Make myself hard. Before entering the bedroom, I wacked it on the bedroom door three times to psych up ... by then the women should know I am coming and they all shiver with expectations. Never disappoints.
Bill said: Thanks Shad...
He decided to fly back home to surprise the little woman with his new learned skills...he entered the house unannounced. Stripped at the staircase. Up he went to the bedroom while making himself hard. He grapped it and wacked on the door three times and ... he heard Hillary said inside:
Is that you Shad?
2007-03-22 03:09:50 · answer #2 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don`t use the feet as a guide, use the car. The bigger the car, the smaller the equipment! Result: look for a bloke who drives a mini!!!!!!
2007-03-22 03:12:17 · answer #3 · answered by Bob Smells 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
shows photograph/sign /anatomical language is extra usual than spoken language they advise a similar element yet describe in any different case I even have not understood while each and each possed the attributes by using hand sign, they might have used coaching
2016-11-27 22:00:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard that one before. 1/10 :-(
2007-03-22 03:11:03 · answer #5 · answered by Gamer_Nikko™ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice.
2007-03-22 03:45:31 · answer #6 · answered by Sita 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG, he made a joke about that, I thought my therpist wasn't supose to tell anyone.
2007-03-22 03:43:07 · answer #7 · answered by 2shay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a cute one..thanks for the laugh. :)
2007-03-22 03:08:03 · answer #8 · answered by rellimztik_arual 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cant always get what you want 8/10
2007-03-22 03:13:28 · answer #9 · answered by qųěęŋ ŏf ħęãŗţş 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that wasnt very funny to be honest.
2007-03-22 03:28:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that sucks.... but that was pretty funny.
2007-03-22 04:34:13 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋