An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Older Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Older Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Older woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Older Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.
The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too
2007-03-22 02:59:14 · 12 answers · asked by lady_kiki_007 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao. i LOVE it.
2007-03-22 03:03:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a million. License. that is large, in the event that they knew who replaced into easily making use of the vehicle. 2. Registration. Already on report and area of the reaction while they run the plate. Do you have any theory how oftentimes the plate does not tournament the vehicle on checklist? extra effective than 0.5 the time. that is an straightforward ingredient, such as you purchased a clean motor vehicle and the flow did not make it into the gadget yet, or it must be in basic terms an straightforward stolen vehicle plate. 3. insurance. not gonna take place, till Obama dictates all of us purchase motor vehicle insurance from him. There are those that pay for a month to have data while they get their vehicle plate, then drop the insurance as quickly as they might. you will possibly might desire to link each insurance corporation database into each state's database. An incompatible nightmare. purely carry the cardboard such as you're meant to.
2016-10-19 08:17:24 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool!
Keep a dead bee in your car for this purpose.
(if it dries up...get another)
Tell the officer you were trying to avoid getting stung and did'nt realize you were speeding. (play it off like bees terrify you)
2007-03-22 03:12:15 · answer #3 · answered by Bonnie Lynn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow didn't expect that one....thanks for the laugh!
2007-03-22 03:06:21 · answer #4 · answered by Lady C 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO!!
And the moral of the story..... never mess with an older woman! ;-D
2007-03-22 03:51:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Women are sooo smart!
2007-03-22 03:07:00 · answer #6 · answered by R L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao! to funny!
2007-03-22 03:07:53 · answer #7 · answered by angel2005_2001 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is so old; BUT! it makes ya laugh everytime! I LOVE IT, thanks for posting this :)!!!!
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2007-03-22 03:03:59 · answer #8 · answered by º§€V€Nº 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao! funny!
2007-03-22 03:20:24 · answer #9 · answered by Stifler 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This was really good.
2007-03-22 04:49:16 · answer #10 · answered by Traveller 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋