There are 3 types of sex in a marriage.
There is the newly wed sex, where you have sex all the time all over the house.
Then there is bedroom sex, where you only have sex in the bedroom after the kids go to sleep.
Then there is hallway sex, where you pass each other in the hallway, say F*** Y** and keep on walking....
2007-03-22 02:58:44 · 11 answers · asked by angel2005_2001 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It's a joke you guys don't take it to heart... I know everyone live like this... LOL
2007-03-22 03:11:06 · update #1
Sorry I ment doesn't live like this.
2007-03-22 03:15:30 · update #2
LMAO!LMAO!LMAO!LMAO!
i love it. keep em comin!
2007-03-22 03:01:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is a fact of life and nothing, whatsoever, to do with whether or not a person is a Christian. The difference which Christianity makes here is that the Christian couple faced with an unplanned (rather than unwanted) pregnancy will accept it as the will of God and will not opt for an abortion. Non-Christian married people might also not opt for abortion either but 'some' might. Have you, seriously, EVER heard a Christian say that there are NEVER unplanned pregnancies within marriage. That would be a ridiculous thing to say. The difference is that Christians accept that we do not do 100% of the planning. God sometimes says "This is not about what YOU want, this is what I have planned for you" and He then gives us the ability to accept His plan and get on with our lives with the child He has given us.
2016-03-28 23:30:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is a fourth one:
Substitution sex, where you have sex in motels, just not with each other.
2007-03-22 03:05:02 · answer #3 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I humbly OPT for the 3rd type?!
Just kidding community guidelines . . an early morning attempt at humor, I think?
2007-03-22 03:04:48 · answer #4 · answered by skydancerwi 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
funny! sad but true though!
2007-03-22 03:23:15 · answer #5 · answered by Stifler 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol true dat! true dat! lmao!
2007-03-22 03:03:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one!!!
2007-03-22 03:01:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, I don't like that one!
2007-03-22 03:01:23 · answer #8 · answered by leaptad 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol funny :)!!
2007-03-22 04:06:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao....
2007-03-22 03:42:58 · answer #10 · answered by G泥Lì┬A 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋