is walking down the street, on the way home from school, when a teenage boy says, "Hey girl, I'll give you a dollar to climb up that tree."
The young girls agrees, climbs the tree, and collects her reward. When she gets home she tells her mother about the dollar she recieved for climbing the tree.
Her mother replies by saying, "Never, ever, climb that tree again, that boy just wants to look at your panties."
The young girl promises she will never climb the tree again.
The next day on the way to school the young girls runs into the boy again, and he offers her five dollars now.
She thinks a moment, and agrees. She climbs the tree and collects her money. When she gets home she brags to her mother about the five dollars she recieved just for climbing that tree.
Once again her mother tells her never to climb the tree again, for the boy only wants to see her panties.
The young girl responds, "Haha, I fooled him, I didn't wear any!
2007-03-22 02:54:05 · 13 answers · asked by conan 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
She should have charged more.
2007-03-22 02:58:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Woa! baad boy you are!
That little suzie is learning:
One day little Suzie was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother has several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something
wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
Little Suzie thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
2007-03-22 09:59:07 · answer #2 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought this would have a more SAUCY punch-line . . but hey I think it's alright for the 1950's perhaps?
Just kidding . . Cute joke . . I'll email it to Pops!
2007-03-22 10:10:27 · answer #3 · answered by skydancerwi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY!!! (gross, but funny.) By the way... how old was the girl to be tricked like that???
2007-03-22 10:09:22 · answer #4 · answered by Gamer_Nikko™ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was worth the $5, and I saw a beaver besides !!!!!
2007-03-22 10:21:54 · answer #5 · answered by jc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats gross!
but funny!
2007-03-22 09:57:56 · answer #6 · answered by looking for love this time 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a blonde,I presume?
2007-03-22 10:23:00 · answer #7 · answered by qųěęŋ ŏf ħęãŗţş 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty gross, but funny
2007-03-22 12:50:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG... LMAO!!! keep it up! it's funny but gross...
2007-03-22 11:49:42 · answer #9 · answered by bunnielover 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was stupid but funny!!
2007-03-22 17:39:24 · answer #10 · answered by bgbc 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋