and left her, hoping she would be well cared for.
The next morning, the nurses bathed her, fed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seemed okay, but after a while she slowly started to tilt sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rushed up to catch her and straighten her up.
Again she seemed okay, but after a while she slowly started to tilt over to her other side. The nurses rushed back and once more brought her back upright. This went on all morning.
Later, the family arrived to see how the old woman was adjusting to her new home.
"So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?"
"It's pretty nice," she replied. "Except they won't let me fart."
2007-03-22 02:52:00 · 8 answers · asked by conan 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!good one I almost chocked in some nuts I was eating hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-22 03:04:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor grandma! She says the weirdest thing:
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. While playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, 'Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?'
Grandma replied, 'Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keep me company and make me feel so good. The comedies make me laugh. I'm so happy with my TV as my
boyfriend.'
A few days later, during a sun-spot-storm, Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, 'Hello, son, is your grandma home?'
The little boy replied, 'Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her
boyfriend.'
2007-03-22 10:38:02 · answer #2 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahaha!
this is the first joke today that actually made me laugh out loud!
good job :]
2007-03-22 17:08:07 · answer #3 · answered by ramandheri 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol ive heard it before but it still cracks me up everytime.
2007-03-22 10:01:11 · answer #4 · answered by looking for love this time 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, good one!!! 10/10 keep it up!
2007-03-23 11:19:53 · answer #5 · answered by bunnielover 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, very funny....lmao
2007-03-24 06:21:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, dear .....
2007-03-22 10:09:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL..... thanks for a laugh....
2007-03-22 11:12:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋