Walking up to a lady, pointing at your left wrist:
"Do you have the time?"
When she looks down at her watch/phone, wipe your watch's face with your finger and as she tells you the actual time say:
"No, no...I meant if you had the time for a coffee and a chat?"
2007-03-22 03:47:18
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answer #1
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answered by canguroargentino 4
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Moonlight becomes you.
It goes with your hair.
You certainly know the right things to wear.
For those who prefer risque:
This may be abnormal physics, but if you take your clothes off it will get warmer in here.
The latter actually worked for me once.
2007-03-22 09:53:16
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answer #2
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answered by Anonymous
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none.all the ones ive heard are all lame.
2007-03-22 09:54:28
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answer #3
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answered by Itsjustme 5
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"how much does a polar bear weight?" - guy
"i dont know . . . " - girl
"enough to break the ice . . . hi i'm [insert name here]" - guy
:]:]
2007-03-22 09:58:56
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answer #4
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answered by you - with the face :D 2
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