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2007-03-22 02:47:20 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

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Walking up to a lady, pointing at your left wrist:
"Do you have the time?"
When she looks down at her watch/phone, wipe your watch's face with your finger and as she tells you the actual time say:
"No, no...I meant if you had the time for a coffee and a chat?"

2007-03-22 03:47:18 · answer #1 · answered by canguroargentino 4 · 0 0

Moonlight becomes you.
It goes with your hair.
You certainly know the right things to wear.

For those who prefer risque:

This may be abnormal physics, but if you take your clothes off it will get warmer in here.

The latter actually worked for me once.

2007-03-22 09:53:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

none.all the ones ive heard are all lame.

2007-03-22 09:54:28 · answer #3 · answered by Itsjustme 5 · 0 0

"how much does a polar bear weight?" - guy
"i dont know . . . " - girl
"enough to break the ice . . . hi i'm [insert name here]" - guy

:]:]

2007-03-22 09:58:56 · answer #4 · answered by you - with the face :D 2 · 0 0

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