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Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel, and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors.
Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic, the other residents tolerated her, and some males actually joined in.
One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched.
"STOP!" he shouted in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?" Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper, and held it up to him.
"OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall. As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted "STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?"
Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster, and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said, "Carry on, ma'am."
2007-03-22 02:43:19 · 14 answers · asked by Cat burgler 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, stark naked, with a very sizable erection.
"Oh, good grief," cried Ethel, "not the Breathalyzer again!"
2007-03-22 02:43:57 · update #1
Well it made me laugh -
but many a woman might gag on that...
2007-03-22 12:20:40 · answer #1 · answered by A Teesside Smart**** 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh girl you are good loved the joke keep up the good job of making us out here laugh 10/10
2007-03-22 03:19:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i heard a similar joke about a blonde and a policeman but i like this one much better.
2007-03-22 02:57:01 · answer #3 · answered by looking for love this time 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes it does it for me, have a star
2007-03-22 03:41:06 · answer #4 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
genius! u deserve a spot or something like dat in a comedyshow or somekind..
2007-03-22 02:53:31 · answer #5 · answered by Stifler 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one i guess the other guy stole ur joke. this is the better verison anyway lol
2007-03-22 02:51:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one,funny still laughing.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-03-22 03:31:41 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good 1
2007-03-22 03:04:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haaahaaahaaahaaahaaahaaahaaahaaahaaa!
haaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaa fel off my chair hahahaha!
hahahahahahaha ok ok im up im up!ahahahahahahahaha
and im down again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!haha
Ok ok im up and staying up hahahahahahahahahah
Uh oh i think i better go change!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanx 4 the laugh!!!
2007-03-22 05:11:17 · answer #9 · answered by Lacadema (Role-player) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good have a star
2007-03-22 04:34:45 · answer #10 · answered by debbie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋