2007-03-22 02:42:46 · 11 answers · asked by Murazor 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The Hand Basket must be thoroughly cleaned and disinfected prior to use for anything other than soul transport. All Hand Basket cleaning facilities must meet HBTH sec. 32:666 standards for soul waste removal. Please keep all soul parts inside the Hand Basket at all times. Hell, Satan, and it's affiliates are not responsible for injury, lost items, or eternal torture. Hand Basket is a copyright of Lucifer Corp. 2000BC - 2007AD. All rights reserved.
2007-03-22 02:50:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Lets put it this way, Satan has a Hand Basket that he is taking the majority on the world to Hell in with the way it is.
2007-03-22 09:53:17 · answer #2 · answered by Ex Head 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He borrows a basket for easter eggs. The hand basket is far too dark for spring. He goes to Macy's and gets a new bag each year in a fabulous spring color and buys shoes to match!
2007-03-22 09:50:03 · answer #3 · answered by glitterkittyy 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Of course not silly, he has his own Easter basket for Easter and the "hand basket" is stricty for soul transport.
2007-03-22 09:48:54 · answer #4 · answered by AJM 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Seeing as though it's the only thing he grabbed on his way out of heaven, he has to use it for everything. Grocery shopping, laundry, easter eggs and of course collecting souls.
2007-03-22 09:47:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Rofl! I don't know, but so long as he still has room for Dubya, I'm happy!
Edit: I wonder: has anyone ever been able to make any sense at all of even one of natas666's answers? What gives with this guy?
2007-03-22 10:02:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
no, he collects and wraps u.s forces hand grenades in egg wrappers, then distributes them to unsuspecting christians, via his hand basket
2007-03-22 09:52:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It would be much more useful if it was an all around type handbasket- you know something that one can use with any outfit for any occasion.
2007-03-22 09:52:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sometimes he uses it to pick up his shopping or collect acorns.
2007-03-22 09:46:51 · answer #9 · answered by Wild About Harry 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
i bet poor satan is more well equiped than that.....
2007-03-22 09:47:30 · answer #10 · answered by catty 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋