2007-03-22 02:17:54 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This one's better said than written, but;
What's big, hard and full of semen?
A submarine (seamen)
2007-03-22 02:25:38 · answer #1 · answered by Butterfly Kisses ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What turns from green to red with the touch of a button?
Shrek in a blender!
ewww!
2007-03-22 09:30:34 · answer #2 · answered by Cinna 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rene Descartes walks into a bar and orders a glass of wine. He finishes it, and the bartender asks if he's like another. He say, "I don't think so", and promptly vanishes.
2007-03-22 09:26:02 · answer #3 · answered by Maxwell 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear about the two silkworms in a race? They ended up in a tie.
What has six balls and screws everybody?
The lottery.
2007-03-22 09:21:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a boy asked a woman for dance
she refused by saying tht she doesn't dance with kids...
the bot replied tht:- "oh! i didn't knew tht u r pregnant"
2007-03-22 09:28:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
how do you make a snooker table laugh
put your hand in its pocket and tickle its balls
2007-03-22 09:25:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
how do you make a ford .....ford bait
how do you make a chev ....chev bait
how do you make a mazda......
2007-03-22 09:28:10 · answer #7 · answered by conan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋