Johnny wanted to s**g a girl in his office.....
but she belonged to someone else.
One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said "I'll give
you a £1000 if you let me s**g you".... but the girl said NO.
Johnny said "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend
down, I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her
boyfriend.
So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend says "Ask him for £2000, pick up the money very fast, he
won't even be able to get his pants down."
So she agrees and accepts the proposal.
Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to
call.
Finally after 45mins the boyfriend calls and asks what happened...
She said "The b*****d used coins"
Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety
before agreeing to it and getting screwed.
2007-03-22 01:53:45 · 22 answers · asked by Cat burgler 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol! I did like that one. And 2 good 2 miss really needs to lighten up! Does he understand the concept of a joke? And in any case wouldn't the world be a little dull if everybody had the same sense of humour!
2007-03-22 05:42:15 · answer #1 · answered by Lovely Witch 25 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
superb one!!! celeb for you! right this is one in each of my favorites: a brunette became junping up and down on railroad tracks chanting ' 22, 22, 22 ' many times. a blonde is strolling by ability of and then watches the brunette leaping and chanting. she doesnt comprehend why she is doing this, yet she joins her because of the fact it appears that evidently exciting. they the two bounce on the tracks for a on a similar time as, until eventually they pay attention a practice coming. the brunette gets exited and starts off leaping greater and screaming louder, so the blonde does a similar. the practice's tooting because it comes closer, and correct earlier it squishes them the two, the brunette leaps out of a technique to protection. to place it short, the blonde, nicely, didnt. after the practice passes, the brunette takes up her spot returned on the tracks, keeps leaping, yet this time, she chants, '23, 23, 23 '!!!!!!
2016-10-01 07:55:37 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-03-22 01:57:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Brilliant very funny 10/10
2007-03-22 04:37:47 · answer #4 · answered by ANDREW J 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahahahahahah
2007-03-22 01:58:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
lmao i luv johnny jokes keep em coming
2007-03-22 02:31:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
HaHa - Both funny and informative :)
2007-03-22 02:10:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You made me laugh, thank you! It was a clever joke, I liked it.
2007-03-22 02:04:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol
had her pants down in more ways than one !
lol
2007-03-22 03:43:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
that was funny as hell,oh my goodness that was funny.And i will take that lesson with deep thought.
2007-03-22 02:04:00 · answer #10 · answered by Sarina S 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋