Tell me a joke please! Jest away!
2007-03-22 01:37:22 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Got a gut ripper for you
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day my finance's little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."
I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside.
With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
The moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
2007-03-22 02:00:46 · answer #1 · answered by awana 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
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A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with what he sees. He starts to review patients to see what they will do when they get out.
He walks up to the first guy and sees him throwing a football around. He automatically knows that he wants to be a football player.
He walks up to another guy and sees him throwing a baseball around. He could automatically tell that he wanted to be a baseball player.
He walks to the next cell and sees a man with his dick in a bowl of peanuts. He flips out and asks what he is doing. The man replies "I'm f@cking nuts, I'm never getting out of here!"
2007-03-23 01:24:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The customer in the Italian restaurant was so pleased with his meal he asked to speak to the chef.
The owner proudly led him into the kitchen and introduced him to the chef.
how is this
"Your pasta quattro formaggi was superb!" the customer said. "I just spent a month in Italy, and yours is better than any I had over there."
"Naturally," the chef said. "Over there, they use domestic cheese. Ours is imported!"
2007-03-22 08:56:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pete rings his boss and says 'Look I'm really sorry I can't come into work today, I'm sick.' 'SICK???!' screams his boss. 'Sick! This is the tenth time this month, Pete. Exactly how sick are you?' 'Well' replies Pete, 'I'm in bed with my little sister!'
2007-03-22 12:26:29 · answer #4 · answered by Lovely Witch 25 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-03-22 08:43:39 · answer #5 · answered by willie 57 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋