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Hello, I come from a small village in the mountains to live in the city.
My donkey, she is like a girlfriend to me and we want to go on a date and see if we really like each other enough to take things a little further.
The problem is, there are simply not enough places that cater for me and my four legged date.
So one time we went to a motel after we saw a romantic film, and the manager said "you can sleep here, but she must sleep in the stable".
How unfair is that?

2007-03-22 01:18:29 · 18 answers · asked by fnqbigboy 3 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

18 answers

move on, there are better donkeys out there for you

2007-03-22 01:21:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

That is, indeed, terribly unfair. I hope you went and stayed in the stable with her to 'keep her company'.... Hey that sounds like some other story I heard.... hm..... OH Yeah! I was about this guy Joseph, his sister Mary, his wife Donkey and his half donkey/half man son Jesus! Now I remember!... I'm gonna get nailed for this one.

2007-03-22 08:22:07 · answer #2 · answered by Jenn 2 · 0 0

We all must conform to the regulations society has placed on us. I think you should have looked into this more before moving to the city. I wish you and your Donkey all the best.

2007-03-22 08:22:19 · answer #3 · answered by Hosebeast-ess to be 4 · 0 0

what the h*ll are u talking about a fu*king donkey what iz going on in the world

2007-03-22 08:21:35 · answer #4 · answered by T-Money 3 · 0 1

If you truly think that this is okay, go get a phone book and call the closet therapist.

2007-03-22 08:22:21 · answer #5 · answered by freyja5683 4 · 0 1

aww that's harsh dude, but what the hell - bunk up with her in the stable...a roll in the hay could be kinda fun!

2007-03-22 08:21:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

lol aren't we quite the jester today
come on...give me something to really make me laugh...it is kinda lame ya know

be cool...

2007-03-22 08:22:17 · answer #7 · answered by CC Babydoll 6 · 0 0

lol

made me smile that did

lucky donkey !!!!!

lol

2007-03-22 08:25:18 · answer #8 · answered by ♥gigi♥ 7 · 0 0

Whatever floats your boat, but bestiality is illegal in many places.

2007-03-22 08:21:56 · answer #9 · answered by T 3 · 0 0

HELLO? UR A HUMAN AND SHES AN ANIMAL?? ARE YOU OK?? GO BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY IT MAY BE SAFER THERE

2007-03-22 08:21:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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