I believe God is every where & someone made fun of me saying "Is God also in your heart ?" I said YES, then she asked me is he in your tummy ? I said Yes & then she said is he making potty there or is he in your potty as well ?
I know God is everywhere & in my heart , eyes & lungs ....... but not in my potty ..... Am I wrong ?
2007-03-22
00:44:02
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Does God put the devil & his evil worshippers in everyones potty ..... I think so , that must be the answer.
2007-03-22
00:45:10 ·
update #1
OK when i say god is everywhere , i mean in some form or any form ...... not necessarily in physical form ........ pls think a little before answering
2007-03-22
00:50:10 ·
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Rocky - Dont tell me that God is responsible for my potty ....... or pissing or fating ........ U R Sick , very sick
2007-03-22
00:51:54 ·
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John - is that why we attacked Iraq & killed millions of non-christians ? But where are the WMD - also why are we sending billions of tax payers USD to Pakistan - where the actual muslim terrorists are being trained ???
2007-03-22
01:03:30 ·
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Fahima - Thanks for answering - I will not spam you hun - I am grateful that you took the time out & answered my question - May Good Luck shine on you ALWAYS !
2007-03-22
01:05:58 ·
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Man says (via religous books) that God is everywhere , hence logically God must be everywhere & in everything. Hence he in potty as well.
I think its time to re-write some of the religous books & stop saying that God is everywhere ........ He is only in Heaven.
He is outside of potty & he is outside of the Devil & he is outside of Hell.
2007-03-22 20:30:12
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answered by Tim 3
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You believe God is everywhere - in every good place which you can think of.And there is evil in every bad thing in this universe.But you never saw Him and nor did I do that.Maybe the person who said all that is a non believer of God and thinks the other way.And its OK thinking either of the two ways for me.I believe God is just a someone who helps our mind think more positively.I think our mind is not independent and needs someone to believe in.So that is who is God.You get satisfaction on believing that God is omnipresent and then I am no one to say He is not because I never met him.So believe in yourself and carry on what you think is right.The only thing that matters is that you should believe that God is one with different names by which people call Him.Just don't involve yourself in religion and caste crisis.And also don't impose what you believe on others in such matters. Be yourself and let others be themselves.Then it won't be a problem ever.
2007-03-22 01:06:01
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answered by changing dreams to realities 2
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I would answer something like:
"Well, your existence is proof that God does take craps, but not inside of me."
If you want something a little less obnoxious you can use something like:
"God doesn't go potty. There isn't any crap in Heaven." If you feel like being mean you can add, "I guess that leaves you out".
Sometimes the only way to get through to people is to give them a dose of their own medicine.
Most people think Christians are never supposed to fight or defend themselves. That is just crap Satan makes up so that people who follow him can abuse Christians all they want.
It should not be easy to get a Christian upset, you shouldn't let scum draw you out, but, sometimes they just keep coming and when they do you should fight back. That's why Christ told us to carry side arms in Luke 22:36.
You are wrong about the Hussein Regime not supporting terrorism and you are wrong about the Pakistani government supporting terrorism. And yes, it is acceptable to defend yourself against people who want to kill you.
I have Pakistani friends who are Muslims. You will have to find someone ignorant to believe that Pakistanis or their government support terrorism. Might as well say " 'Americans' support the Iraq war."
2007-03-22 00:57:33
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answered by Anonymous
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You got everything wrong baby!
Our body is only a form given by god , to do the good things in life , like god realisation.
Body grows, excretes and dies , but our soul lives on.
So do not be disturbed about the waste products of our bodies , where our body will decay , if these are not thrown out.
But are our waste products helpful in making the earth richer and more fertile ? So everything in this world has its utility , in one form or the other.
Hope you had understood the difference between our body and our soul.
2007-03-23 01:39:26
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answered by ssen1232006 2
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The Vedic scriptures tell us that God is everywhere, in the heart of all lving entities and even in the minute atoms as well.
Lord Sri Krishna speaks about the presence of Paramatma in the heart of all the bodies which are like machines moved by the nature.
2007-03-22 05:27:18
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answered by Gaura 7
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God s spirit is everywhere--God isnt something or someone who is like us--mere mortal--His Presence is everywhere--we say that God lives high above the 7 heavens and the 7 earths--but that doesnt mean that he sits on top of the world--His Spiritual presence is everywhere--esp in your heart-when u think of God -rber u dont have to physically see Him to know that He is there--U feel HIS POWER in everything-nature,your life,miracle of life-and u have gotta b stupid to think that the earth miraculously without explanation burst into this world-pls dont spam me--i already lost my main yahoo id-which i had for a decade when i answered-i m candid-mebbe i shd just lie and satisfy everyone with a YES or NO answer - dont mean to offend anyone
2007-03-22 01:02:37
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answered by fahima 3
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God is in Heaven, Recite the Lord Prayer re: Our Father who art in Heaven .You all keep on arguing where God is? Have a time to read the Holy Scripture and you will understand everything. When you are prayin did you look down or look up. God is powerful he can go anywhere he wants, so we should not question his power because he is our creator and we are just creature of God. God bless you all.
2014-09-26 20:32:24
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answered by RAO JR. 1
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and heres ur big mistake! God is not physically everywhere but infact He is the one who has made everything. so how can u think if He has made everything he is present in that thing? do you find a car manufacturer in the car or a pen maker in the pen? ??? obviosly not. He is your creater and he see you every moment . infact he see every creature & every thing.he is the supreme and creater of everything and whosoever has said that potty thing to you remind him that God has also created HELL for wrongdoers
2007-03-22 01:12:33
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answered by Anonymous
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Sikhs do have faith God is everywhere. Sikhs bow to the Guru Granth Sahib because of the fact that is our Guru and we are showing it admire. actually, non Sikhs do not might desire to flow interior Gurdwaras and bow to the Guru Granth Sahib. right that's a narrative that my mom instructed me while i replaced into little and is amazingly proper on your question. the 1st Sikh guru, Guru Nanakdevji, replaced right into a large traveller. On one in each of his journeys he went to Mecca. There he fell asleep along with his ft dealing with the Muslims' holy Kaaba. One cleric observed this and have been given very offended. He went and awakened Guru Nanakdevji and asked why he he replaced into showing such disrespect to God? The cleric charged that Guru Nanakdevji replaced into actually pointing his ft in the direction of God (an fairly disrespectful ingredient in eastern cultures) via dealing with them in the direction of the Kaaba. Then, Guru Nanakdevji asked the guy to point the Guru's ft in a course that did not face God. it fairly is while the cleric realizes that God is in all guidelines and everywhere. In sum, you have been wrong, Sikhs do have faith God is everywhere.
2016-10-19 08:07:42
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answered by ? 4
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GOD is there everywhere BUT not physically. That solves the problem of potty and tummy n all dat crap.
God is watching you..you've been a bad bad gurl. Repent
2007-03-22 00:47:13
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answered by Anonymous
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