1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 34)
1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week
2007-03-22 00:41:25 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 44)
1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 54)
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends
2007-03-22 00:41:59 · update #1
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 64)
1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 74)
1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet
thats it folks
2007-03-22 00:42:53 · update #2
i am married by the way
2007-03-22 00:46:06 · update #3
very entertaining! the bit about getting in the car before he drives off made me laugh out loud! :)
2007-03-22 00:51:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-27 21:49:22 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Revised list aged 84 :
Man (with rigor set in - the only time they get stiff at that age)
2007-03-22 12:39:13 · answer #3 · answered by A Teesside Smart**** 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It could descreibe not only the man's age, but also the things we women wish for, and how they change as we become more realistic and don't expect for a Prince Charming. Lol
2007-03-22 00:49:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!
2007-03-22 00:50:53 · answer #5 · answered by tranquil 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny and true! This is the most hilarious list
2007-03-22 00:45:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Let's hope we keep High Standards as we age! LOL.
I like this post.
2007-03-22 02:40:09 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha a very good joke lol(oh it is laughing out real loud)
2007-03-22 00:48:27 · answer #8 · answered by nikita loves_ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good observation.
2007-03-22 00:48:58 · answer #9 · answered by cutie_hr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha I will remember that :)
2007-03-22 10:22:23 · answer #10 · answered by Iron Man 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋