A teacher asks her class to make a sentence using the word 'fascinate.'
Molly puts her hand up and announces: 'My family went to visit my Grandad's farm and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'
The teacher says: 'That was very good, Molly, but I want you to use the word fascinate, NOT fascinating.'
Sally then raises her hand and pipes up: 'My family went to see the sights in London and I was fascinated.'
The teacher says: 'Well that was good too, Sally, but I really want you to use the word fascinate NOT fascinated.'
Finaly, Johnny at the back of the class raises his hand and shouts: 'My Aunt Gina has a cardigan with 10 buttons down the front - but her b00bs are so big she can only fasten eight!'
2007-03-22 00:38:43 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hehehehe... Wasn't expecting that ending!!
LOL
xx
2007-03-22 04:30:06 · answer #1 · answered by *BURNY* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny 9/10
2007-03-22 00:49:14 · answer #2 · answered by ANDREW J 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Awful
2007-03-22 00:47:38 · answer #3 · answered by Stavros Internationalios 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
It's very funny and somewhat erotic as well, throw in some beer and some ice cream and it will be perfect.
2007-03-22 02:16:10 · answer #4 · answered by Doodle 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha real funny and yes indeed it is none fascinating have a good day lol
2007-03-22 00:50:18 · answer #5 · answered by nikita loves_ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good 1
2007-03-22 00:51:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oldie but goodie, I'll give you a cigar for that one and a STAR!
2007-03-22 04:42:27 · answer #7 · answered by Greybeard 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Johnny's at it again! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh!
2007-03-22 02:41:15 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one, poor little Johnny always in trouble, but we love him. have a star
2007-03-22 01:08:09 · answer #9 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
another good one lol 10/10
2007-03-22 01:04:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋