An Army guy is sitting at a bar wearing a shirt that says "Marines suck".
Sure enough, two marines walk up.
One of the Marines says, "WHAT DOES THAT SHIRT SAY!?!?!?!"
So the Army guy responds, "Thats the first thing I hate about Marines, they can't read."
The other Marine growles, "What did you say!?!"
The Army guy responds, "Thats the second thing I hate about Marines, they can't hear."
Then the first Marine demands that they take this outside.
Two minutes later the Army guy walks back into the bar unharmed. The bartender askes what happened to the two Marines.
The army guy responds, "Thats the third thing I hate about Marines, they bring knives to gunfights."
All in good fun, Have an awesome day and "GO ARMY"!
2007-03-22 00:37:50 · 17 answers · asked by recon1223 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Military
Hey, I may have grown up in an Army family and have 2 brothers that are in the Army, but I am truly convinced that are Marines are an awesome bunch of guys that totally deserve our respect and praise!
Besides, who looks finer than a Marine in his full dress blues? :)
Proud Mom of a Marine----OOHRAH!
2007-03-23 01:31:48 · answer #1 · answered by MarineMom 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hooah! LOL gotta love the good ol' Army. I have much respect for The Marines though.
2007-03-22 07:47:08 · answer #2 · answered by airborne11binfantry 2 · 4⤊ 2⤋
I always like a good interservice joke. Well done.
US Army vet
2007-03-22 07:56:11 · answer #3 · answered by jh 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Remember-Gomer Pyle was a Marine.
2007-03-22 08:03:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Silly bunny. The Army is for kids. Everyone knows the Marine Corp is WAY better then the gay Army.
2007-03-22 09:10:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 6⤋
Well that is a good one.... but as a Paratrooper who works with Marines alot.... remember to keep it all in GOOD CLEAN FUN.
2007-03-22 07:50:02 · answer #6 · answered by tcatmech2 4 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Oh. I thought the army guy just gave them some Girl Scout cookies and everything was fine. :)
Semper Fi.
2007-03-22 07:41:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 3⤋
That's a good one. I'm an army wife and prior active duty. Yeah...GO ARMY...A ARMY OF ONE!
2007-03-22 07:42:32 · answer #8 · answered by Neicy 1 · 4⤊ 4⤋
which emblem looks better? the beloved eagle, globe, and anchor or the ugly black eagle?
2007-03-22 20:24:06 · answer #9 · answered by Beaujock 1 · 3⤊ 1⤋
That is a good one bro.
2007-03-22 07:58:04 · answer #10 · answered by Big John 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋