It seems that when the Lord was making the world, he called man over and bestowed upon him twenty years of normal s*x life.
Man was horrified. "Only twenty years of normal s*x life?"
But the Lord was very adamant, that was all man could have. Then the Lord called the monkey and gave him twenty years. "But I don't need twenty years", he protested, "Ten is plenty for me."
Man spoke up eagerly, "Can I have the other ten?" The monkey graciously agreed.
Then the Lord called the lion and gave him twenty years, and the lion, like the monkey wanted only ten. Again the man spoke up, "Can I have the other ten?" The lion said that of course he could.
Then came the donkey and he was given twenty years-but like the others, ten was sufficient-and again man pleaded, "Can I have the other ten?" The donkey said that yes he could.
2007-03-22 00:35:15 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This explains why man has twenty years of normal s*x life, plus ten years of monkeying around, ten years of lion about it, and ten years of making an a*s of himself.
2007-03-22 00:35:42 · update #1
lol very funny where do u get all these jokes from. hope you never get bored of telling jokes cos you make me laugh. =p
2007-03-24 09:35:17 · answer #1 · answered by donna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats quite funny
2007-03-22 07:40:07 · answer #2 · answered by kit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-03-22 07:39:51 · answer #3 · answered by Birdy2_99 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10
2007-03-24 07:24:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what happened to the snakes ten years
cos a man will spend ten years CRAWLING FOR IT
2007-03-22 07:45:30 · answer #5 · answered by reem2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fantastic, I have been looking for a decent joke for a up and coming dinner night. this I will use. Nice one
2007-03-22 07:38:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is very good and clever, Have a star
2007-03-22 07:42:30 · answer #7 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
20 years of normal sex life seems me optimistic, many couples don't last so long
2007-03-22 07:40:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought that was pretty funny!! :)
It's a good clean joke about sex, lol.
2007-03-22 07:41:36 · answer #9 · answered by Marcela Z 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
V. clever. I'll be telling that one for a while!!!
2007-03-25 17:48:49 · answer #10 · answered by bubblybassoonist 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋