I, the p*nis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge head first into everything I do.
I do not get weekends off or public holidays.
I work in a damp environment.
I don't get paid overtime.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to cont*gious dis*ases.
2007-03-22 00:28:37 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Dear P*nis,
after assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep on the job after brief periods of time.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas.
You do not take initiative, you need to be pressured and stim*lated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather m*ssy at the end of your shift.
You do not always observe necessary safety regulations such has wearing the correct protective clothing.
You'll retire before reaching 65.
You're unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the day's work.
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.
Sincerely,
Management
2007-03-22 00:30:09 · update #1
blow me not many answers ?????
2007-03-24 18:40:07 · update #2
May be p*nis shoul take it to the sp**m bank union!!!! That was a good one, i will be emailing every one i know with this one.... pmsl
2007-03-25 00:56:42 · answer #1 · answered by tinker33 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Still doing the rounds... excellent.
2007-03-22 00:40:46 · answer #2 · answered by monkienutz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sooooo right
2007-03-22 00:33:31 · answer #3 · answered by MISSY G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl pmsl the whole building heard me scream lol
2007-03-22 02:58:09 · answer #4 · answered by MUTLEY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with management. That was really a good one....
2007-03-22 00:37:23 · answer #5 · answered by winter wonderland 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old one - but funny - My Mum loved it, too!
2007-03-25 10:47:12 · answer #6 · answered by bubblybassoonist 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha, i dont laugh at much but that is funny
LOOOOOOOOOL
two suspicious bags hahahahha
2007-03-22 00:32:42 · answer #7 · answered by Gentleman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha, wooooooooowwwwww.
copy & paste into funniest folder....
2007-03-22 00:35:24 · answer #8 · answered by ♫ Chloe ♫ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha. lmao
2007-03-22 00:31:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha!!!!!!!! funny 10/10!!!
2007-03-22 00:42:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋