Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
Marriage changes passion.
Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it.
So I said "Implants?" She hit me.
How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America?
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Wow...that was fun!"
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk."
Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !!
2007-03-22 00:18:15 · 7 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
heeheehee those are funny joke made my day :O}
hope you have a great day too
2007-03-22 00:27:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I sure did need a smile, I am homebound and I was rolling over on some of them. Others gave me a good laugh.
Thanks,
oops, almost pressed "Ctrl Alt Delete".
2007-03-22 08:12:07 · answer #2 · answered by michelebaruch 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats so ironic and funny! i like the last one about ctrl alt delete.
2007-03-22 07:26:57 · answer #3 · answered by ***clumsy clam*** 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very wise and hit the jackpot! thx for dat!
2007-03-22 07:26:00 · answer #4 · answered by fizadora 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
2007-03-22 07:43:47 · answer #5 · answered by conan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they are funny and so true.
2007-03-22 07:22:50 · answer #6 · answered by missyb 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeaaa its true about a true friend........hehehehe.
2007-03-22 07:55:53 · answer #7 · answered by laziifrog 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋