He said . .. . Why don't women blink during f*replay?
She said . . . They don't have time
He said . . .. What do men and sp*rm have in common?
She said . . .They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
He said . . . How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
She said .. . . He buys two cases of beer.
He said . . What is the difference between men and government bonds?
She said. .. . The bonds mature.
He said . . . Why are blonde jokes so short?
She said . . . So men can remember them.
He said . . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said .. . ....... We don't know; it has not ever happened.
He said . . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
She said .. . . They already have boyfriends.
He said . . . What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
She said .. . . A widow.
2007-03-21 23:53:07 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He said . . . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
He said . . . What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
She said .. . . They're married.
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."
2007-03-21 23:53:48 · update #1
brilliant as always very funny, are you sure your male? starting to wonder lol arr well who cares your jokes are wicked!
2007-03-24 09:39:28 · answer #1 · answered by donna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All hilarious and true except for the last one....women aren't dumb I have an above 98% GPA. In my grade, all of the guys are dumb.
2007-03-22 07:08:49 · answer #2 · answered by Sara 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
100% great! thnx for the laugh and d'2 points!
2007-03-22 07:16:36 · answer #3 · answered by punk'n'pretty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
CUTE, CUTE, CUTE. And VERY funny! Thanks, I needed a good chuckle today. Definitely gonna save this one! You know, as in send it to sister-in-law, sister, etc. Definitely something to uplift you. Thanks. 'Cause i got one sister-in-law who's going thru a nasty divorce and this will certainly lift her spirits. You describe "HIM," to a T, even if in jest, right down to the beer.
2007-03-22 07:08:45 · answer #4 · answered by mhiaa 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love the last one
2007-03-22 10:03:08 · answer #5 · answered by MUTLEY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and when god made man she was only joking
2007-03-22 17:47:38 · answer #6 · answered by dunrockin404 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like all of them,,, but not much the last part,,, sounds like inappropiate.
2007-03-22 07:17:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
awesome very funny and very true, lol
2007-03-23 14:03:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
true ad funny! lol!
2007-03-22 07:11:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-03-22 07:53:45 · answer #10 · answered by hot_kokoa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋