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When my battery dies will i go to heaven?

will God have Pizza and Cupcakes in heaven?

^_^ I love you.

2007-03-21 23:50:22 · 9 answers · asked by GIR 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

MY Batteries are not what i'm talking about ^_^

I said will I go to heaven :)

2007-03-21 23:55:29 · update #1

Sorry Master.

^_^

2007-03-21 23:59:49 · update #2

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No, you will go to the same place we all go as Heaven is a false religions view of the Otherworld or the Summerlands.. Then you will await rebirth, be reborn and learn another lesson.. Love and Light .. Blessed Be.. )O(

2007-03-22 00:07:05 · answer #1 · answered by Bunge 7 · 2 0

Only God can answer whether or not you are written in the Lamb's book of life. Jesus gave you a choice. Have you accepted this free gift of eternal life in heaven?

2007-03-22 07:00:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yes heaven awaits you with open gates

Love & Blessings
Milly

2007-03-22 07:07:49 · answer #3 · answered by milly_1963 7 · 1 0

if your batteries die hopefully someone will replace them for you.

i don't know if god has pizza and cupcakes, but i have lasagna and carrot cake.

2007-03-22 06:55:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

has it been baptised?! lol i dont think batteries go to heaven =P

2007-03-22 06:52:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

GIR! Stop playing with the puny human worm-babies!

2007-03-22 06:55:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

Not yet. They'd need to be recharged once more...then you just have to wait and see!

2007-03-22 08:15:17 · answer #7 · answered by -♦One-♦-Love♦- 7 · 1 0

no because batteries are full of acid. drugs are bad

2007-03-22 06:53:36 · answer #8 · answered by Ashley B 2 · 3 1

umm. sure.lol

2007-03-22 06:53:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

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