I forget the answer to the joke.
2007-03-21 23:30:47 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
There were heaps of answers to this one....
Q: How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one. As long as she can get under your feet and trip you up while you're changing it.
Q: How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?
Persian: Light bulb? What light bulb?
Somali: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're worrying about a burned out light bulb?
Norwegian Forest Cat: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to date, too.
Cornish Rex: Hey Guys, I’ve found the switch.
Sphynx : Turn it back on again, I’m cold
Singapura: I'll just blow in the AOV’s ear and he'll do it.
Siamese: Make me!
Birman: Puh-leeez, dahling. I have servants for that kind of thing.
Maine Coon: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeaze let me change the light bulb!!! Can I, huh? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Exotic: Let the AOV do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
Manx: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Russian Blue: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
Korat: Korats are not afraid of the dark.
British SH: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I ate was a light bulb?
Turkish Angora: You need light to see?
and last but not least - we know that cats don't change lightbulbs, humans do SO.....
House Cat: "How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"
2007-03-21 23:43:13 · answer #1 · answered by like to help 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not cats! DOGS! How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp!
Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me!
Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . . .
Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got a hangover.
Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there...
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
Australian Shepherd: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?
2007-03-21 23:37:42 · answer #2 · answered by birdwatcher 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Persian Light bulb? What light bulb?
Exotic Let the Forest Cat do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
Somali The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're worrying about a burned out light bulb?
Norwegian Forest Cat-- Just one? I'll do it. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to date, too.
Singapura I'll just blow in the Forest Cat's ear and he'll do it.
Siamese Make me!
Maine Coon Oh, me, me! Pleeeeeeaze let me change the light bulb! Can I, huh? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Manx Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Russian Blue While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
Korat Korats are not afraid of the dark.
British Shorthair Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I ate was a light bulb?
Turkish Angora You need light to see?
Birman Puh-leeez, dahling. I have servants for that kind of thing.
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OR (almost the same)
How Many Cats Does It Take to Screw in a Light Bulb?
Persian: "Light bulb? What light bulb?"
Somali: "The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're worrying about a burned out light bulb?"
Norwegian Forest Cat: "Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to date, too."
Cornish Rex: "Hey Guys, I've found the switch."
Sphynx: "Turn it back on again, I'm cold."
Singapura: "I'll just blow in the other cat's ear and he'll do it."
Siamese: "Make me!"
Birman: "Puh-leeez, dahling. I have servants for that kind of thing."
Maine Coon: "Oh, me, me! Pleeeeeeaze let me change the light bulb! Can I, huh? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?"
Exotic: "Let the other cat do it. You can feed me while he's busy."
Manx: "Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark."
Russian Blue: "While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch."
Korat: "Korats are not afraid of the dark."
British shorthair: "Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I ate was a light bulb?"
Turkish Angora: "You need light to see?"
American Shorthair: "None, catnap time is too precious to waste!"
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2007-03-21 23:45:31 · answer #3 · answered by OhWhatCanIDo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One tall Human Being.
2007-03-21 23:42:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think 2. 1 2 hold chair n othr 2 get screw
try this one
a boy asked a woman for dance
she refused by saying tht she doesn't dance with kids...
the bot replied tht:- "oh! i didn't knew tht u r pregnant"
goodbye
2007-03-21 23:54:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
None...Pussees love the dark.
None...Pussees can't reach up that high.
Depends on how big the Beatnik club is, daddyo.
2007-03-21 23:34:35 · answer #6 · answered by satnee2003 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2, one to hold the chair the other to screw it in.
2007-03-21 23:33:32 · answer #7 · answered by Gemma T 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
None- the master will do it for them.
2007-03-21 23:34:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
dunno. one in each fist?
2007-03-21 23:33:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋