She grabbed him and
pulled him to her..
laid him down and
starts to rub...
..m*ssageing
she rolled her hands
around on his skin..
and fixed his position
spread his legs a bit
and pulled out
his long b*ne..
the juices flowed a bit
as she pulled on it..
rolled him over
and put her finger
in his lil h*le
and then lil deeper....
fixed him to
lay just right....
as sl*shing sounds
came from him
she m*ssaged him a bit more ...
she turned and
opened the door...
then picked him up ...
and put him in the oven ....
"yep bout two hours the
turkey will be ready"......lol
2007-03-21 23:24:31 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
now now rachel v
2007-03-22 00:23:48 · update #1
well i didn't see that coming thought it was a real dirty joke (shame lol) it was good encore x
2007-03-24 09:46:43 · answer #1 · answered by donna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny pmsl 10/10
2007-03-24 07:28:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clever- but it would sound better spoken- the fact that it's written, too many morons won't understand it without the verbal delivery.
2007-03-22 06:28:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Dude, you had me going there for a minute.
Will I read the last one for the night, not good at all..
Now
The first one of the day..
really good dude you get a 10 from me...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-22 06:45:05 · answer #4 · answered by popo dean 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha i heard a similar one about milking a cow or something. lol
2007-03-23 14:00:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ya i could see that coming but still funny
2007-03-22 07:53:54 · answer #6 · answered by shane o d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats great
my first laugh this morning
great one mate
2007-03-22 06:30:24 · answer #7 · answered by Sarah B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny how about some more lol
2007-03-22 06:27:32 · answer #8 · answered by shell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so the its female turkey.. cost 5k in PHP. good for you.
2007-03-22 06:28:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
rubbish
2007-03-22 10:08:25 · answer #10 · answered by MUTLEY 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋