This husband and wife are staying in a hotel, and after a romantic evening wining and dining they go off to bed.
However, as soon as they settled down, the man leans over and whispers softly, "Hey snuggle boopy boops, your lickle hubby wubby isn't quite ready for bye-byes yet."
The wife takes the hint and says, "OK, but I have to use the bathroom first."
So off she goes but on her way back she trips over a piece of carpet and lands flat on her face. Her husband jumps up and exclaims in a concerned tone "Oh my little honey bunny, is your nosey-wosey all right?"
No harm is done, so she jumps into bed and they have mad passionate sex for three hours. Afterwards, the wife goes off to the bathroom again, but on her way she trips over the same piece of carpet and again lands flat on her face on the floor.
Her husband looks over and grunts "Clumsy *****."
2007-03-21 23:19:25 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
rubbish
2007-03-21 23:23:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
see it is all about the sex and once you men get it you could care less about what else happens... how many men out there would give another round if us women said "is that it I was not done yet"?
most men are not as rude as this one in the story but gets the point across.
2007-03-21 23:30:27 · answer #2 · answered by its just a joke 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
;o That's so sexist.... Bahahaha ;x But funny as heck! Have a twinkly star <3
2007-03-21 23:23:33 · answer #3 · answered by ` [ [ E l i e B e a n ] ] ; ; 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So True
2007-03-23 10:05:19 · answer #4 · answered by Twister 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny as fcuk i told it to my mates girl but she didn't get it blond you see she was trying to work out how to plat a puss
2007-03-21 23:28:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-03-22 00:52:13 · answer #6 · answered by vanpandy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rubbish
2007-03-22 03:09:55 · answer #7 · answered by MUTLEY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you know my Mrs?
2007-03-21 23:35:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha. Sums it up. lmao
2007-03-21 23:23:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one lol
2007-03-22 01:10:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋