man was walking in the street when he heard a voice. "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.
He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die." The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.
"Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?"
"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.
"Oh yeah?" the man asked. "And where the hell were you when I got married?"
2007-03-21 22:48:56 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Not so funny.
2007-03-21 22:50:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny 7/10
2007-03-21 22:59:27 · answer #2 · answered by ANDREW J 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny
2007-03-21 22:51:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not that bad. I expected it to end lame but it escaped. The guardian angel is protecting it. LOL!
2007-03-21 22:53:45 · answer #4 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
About 20% funny, keep trying.
2007-03-21 22:51:36 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, FUNNY, LOL..
Couldnt stop laughing, gonna tell my friends the joke.
Thanks..
2007-03-21 23:10:38 · answer #6 · answered by popc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. It's funny, although some uppity women may find it offensive. It made me chuckle, though.
2007-03-21 22:51:33 · answer #7 · answered by lilmissmiss 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny-ish, i was expecting a better punch line, but it still made me chuckle
:D
2007-03-21 22:53:48 · answer #8 · answered by Miss Tickle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its alright. Not hilariously funny
2007-03-21 22:52:54 · answer #9 · answered by kit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, its pretty good. Not all the way good but pretty good. I would tell it to my older friends at work.
2007-03-21 22:50:57 · answer #10 · answered by Knuckles™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... where the hell was my guardian angel wen i ran into a gate...
2007-03-25 13:03:59 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋