Becky was on her deathbed with her husband, John, maintaining a steady vigil by her side. As he held her fragile hand, his warm tears ran silently down his face, splashed onto her face, and roused her from her slumber.
She looked up and her pale lips began to move slightly. "My darling John," she whispered.
"Hush, my love," he said. "Go back to sleep. Shhh. Don't talk."
But she was insistent. "John," she said in her tired voice. "I have to talk. I have something I must confess to you."
"There's nothing to confess" replied the weeping John. "It's all right. everything's all right, go to sleep now."
"No, no. I must die in peace, John. I slept with your brother, your best friend and your father."
John mustered a pained smile and stroked her hand. "Hush now Becky, don't torment yourself. I know all about it." he said, "Why do you think I poisoned you?"
2007-03-21 22:31:34 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
old joke
2007-03-21 22:33:51 · answer #1 · answered by achronicfan 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny 8/10
I am sure that some people will complain about this one!
2007-03-22 06:09:06 · answer #2 · answered by ANDREW J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bit average
2007-03-22 05:49:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well that was a nice cheery start to the day. keep up the good work.
2007-03-22 05:42:12 · answer #4 · answered by bri 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Totally lame.... 0/10.
2007-03-22 05:34:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Ta, that made me laugh when I'm worried about going dentist!
2007-03-22 05:40:59 · answer #6 · answered by Honey W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-03-22 05:34:04 · answer #7 · answered by kit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a bit corny, but funny too
2007-03-22 05:36:09 · answer #8 · answered by sharkgirl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
relax now and let the poison work. that's how i heard it, still....star
2007-03-22 05:49:18 · answer #9 · answered by cookie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old but funny
2007-03-22 06:41:36 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lololol love it! thank you for brightening my morning!
2007-03-22 05:34:24 · answer #11 · answered by Andromeda Newton™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋