A man stopped at his favorite watering hole after a hard day's work to relax. He noticed a man next to him ordered a shot and a beer. The man drank the shot, chased it with the beer and then looked into his shirt pocket.
This continued several times before the man's curiosity got the best of him. He leaned over to the guy and said, "Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice your little ritual, why in the world do you look into your shirt pocket every time you drink your shot & beer?"
The man replied, "There's a picture of my wife in there, and when she starts looking good, I'm heading home!"
2007-03-21 22:19:18 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL
2007-03-21 22:22:46 · answer #1 · answered by OhWhatCanIDo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-03-22 05:28:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
O thats funny lol mate
2007-03-22 06:39:15 · answer #3 · answered by kitty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good morning!!! another quality joke!! might be a good tip next time i go out on the lash-best not tell him that one though!!
2007-03-22 05:23:59 · answer #4 · answered by louie3 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-22 05:30:33 · answer #5 · answered by pH neutralizer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Must be a pic of my ex!
2007-03-22 05:23:53 · answer #6 · answered by PartyTime 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good 9.5/10.
2007-03-22 05:49:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, heard it before though.
2007-03-22 05:26:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i've heard that before...good though
2007-03-22 05:22:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ho...Ho...hahaha..LMAO
2007-03-22 08:07:04 · answer #10 · answered by vanpandy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!great 10/10.
2007-03-22 05:49:51 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋